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A hole opens in the middle of Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and Stacy, the source of the screaming popping up right in front of them. Shock settles over everyone like a sudden wave.
Phineas breaks the silence, his voice calm despite the surprise. “Aren’t you the high school’s new science teacher?”
They all stare at their sudden visitor for a few more moments, processing the unexpected turn of events, before both Candace and Stacy yell simultaneously, “Mr. Doofenshmirtz?!”
Heinz has been teaching at Danville High for almost an entire school year. To celebrate this milestone and his community service, Monogram has allowed Agent P to host a party for Heinz at his lair. Something small to show that he— no, everyone— is proud of him. No ulterior motives at all!
Candace is also planning a get-together of her own with Stacy and Vanessa… or, well, she wanted to.
A normal night is never in the cards when anyone here is involved.
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Difficult to Find by Nnonymous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Sep 2022
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In which Fury tasks the Avengers with arresting Deadpool, and Peter is the most likely option for finding him. They used to work together, and the merc was notoriously difficult to find. Peter would have the most information. What they didn't know was that Peter's been married to the man for years.
Peter really, really thought they knew, it's not like he was subtle about it.
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16 Mar 2026
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remember me? by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Mar 2025
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“Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?
“Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”
Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”
“Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”
Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?
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14 Mar 2026
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cornerstone by thespideyboy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 May 2019
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And, though he’s not quite thinking when he does it, Wade flicks his head forwards, sending his sunglasses down the slope of his nose so his eyes make contact with the kid’s larger ones, “If ya couldn’t tell already, this pretty boy ain’t so pretty but hey, ‘least I’m rich, huh?”
“You sure about that pretty part?” The younger quicks, taking his time to drag his gaze down the length of Wade’s figure, hovering over the broad bridge of his shoulders, the taper of his waist.
“Sorry- what?”
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or, another first meeting that's not really a first meeting at all.Series
- Part 9 of my spideypool collection
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13 Mar 2026
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that kind of love by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Aug 2024
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It’s obvious to everyone but Deadpool that Spider-Man is in love with him.
(Basically: 5 times Someone Else realized Spider-Man was down bad for Deadpool, and one time Wade learned it for himself.)
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13 Mar 2026
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“How the hell do you do foreplay with yourself?” he asks, voice laden with skeptical derision.
A pause, and then, in a tone of voice like this is just now occurring to him: “I could… show you?”
Church, missing his ability roll his eyes, waits for the bowchickabowwow.
It doesn’t come.
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Tucker masturbates while Church is in his implants.
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- Part 1 of The Touching Thing
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