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    At least Deadpool's having fun, Peter thinks sourly as the man below him plows steadily through the mass produced army. Wires spark. Oil leaks. Metal heads and limbs skitter across the road and sidewalks, macabre even in its bloodlessness.

    Aloud, Peter asks, "Is it weird to feel bad for the robots?"

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    or, Peter takes the plunge.

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    “I need a date.”

    Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.

    Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”

    “What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”

    “Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”

     

    “NO!”

     

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    Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Peter can handle anything life decides to throw his way. He didn't freak out at all when Wade professed his love, the heat wave isn't turning him into a puddle of goo and he's totally got a firm grasp on his finances.
    And Wade… he just wants to know why Peter won’t date him, even if he has to push a few boundaries to find out.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Peter's been having issues.

    He's shocked to find Deadpool's actually a good guy...

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Yet here he is, getting all...flustered. Yet another crisis pushed away for another day. Maybe if he saves up enough of them he can just have one massive crisis and that’ll be…more efficient? Maybe? Maybe there’s a crisis card he can get stamps for. Tenth crisis is free.

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    As Robby lifts his shirt up, Dennis is overcome with the need to bury his face in his armpit until he passes out. The gold chain with its Star of David that he always wears rests just below his collar. As Robby strips off, Dennis allows himself a longing look.

    Yeah, Dennis admits to himself, he’s down pretty bad.

    He’s certain that the fishing trips his brothers took with their dad didn’t have this additional complication – that of the man taking them being so hot they’d want to cry. Trinity’s comment, ‘daddy wants to take you to the woodshed,’ bounces around in Dennis’s head.
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    Robby takes Dennis out on a fishing trip. Neither of them expected it to end this way.

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    14 Mar 2026