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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    This is the least relaxing vacation Song Lan's ever been on, and considering he's never been on vacation before, that's saying something.

    “You could stand to get that attitude fucked out of you,” Xue Yang says, and Song Lan closes his eyes and thinks very hard about throwing his phone into the pool.

    Song Lan hates hotels. He always feels like someone can hear him, and it strangles his words in his chest, makes him choke on them completely when he’s normally alright with- some people. Xue Yang, mostly, even though it makes Xue Yang stupid smug because he knows . If Xue Yang had wanted to have a conversation while Song Lan was out, he’d have texted. It’s easier to give him a platform to monologue than to let him blow up Song Lan’s inbox.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Xie Lian accidentally summons a demon while he's preparing for his Halloween party. It goes not at all how he thinks it's going to.

    (Xie Lian summons a demon, has a lot of feelings about it, has a house party, and gets thoroughly railed, in roughly that order. Happy belated Halloween!)

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Sha Hualing considers that somehow, she might have been the only person on Luo Binghe's top ten contacts who hadn't figured out that he was gay before now.

    She throws her phone at the fridge so hard that the screen cracks.

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    05 Mar 2026

  4. Rec 44

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    Shane doesn't move when he feels the barrel of the gun pressed against the back of his head and hears the distinct click of the safety being turned off.

    “I think there's been a misunderstanding,” he says, keeping his voice level.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    "Fine, whatever. Love you too, asshole. I hope you enjoy your walk home with your stupid, grainy bread. Taking Nature's Own a little too much to heart, but sure," Dean tells him, flashing him a sarcastic smile and swiveling around in the aisle to march away. He throws out something over his shoulder, careless and barbed. "I'm not paying for that shitty cardboard." 

    Dean's three aisles over when he realizes what, precisely, he said. Thankfully, when he comes to this conclusion, he's holding a box of poptarts, so when he fumbles and drops them to the floor, it's not a huge mess. He stares down at the slightly dented box of Brown Sugar Poptarts, and he has a very swift and very unshakeable crisis right there and then. 

    Love you too, asshole. 

    No, no, no. Why would he say that? Why would he do that? In the middle of the goddamn grocery store while arguing about bread? That's not—that can't be how it happens. That can't be. 

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    25 Feb 2026