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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Everything exploded early, and Phil and Clint are stuck in an elevator under a bunch of rubble. Clint wants to play I Spy in the dark -- wait, that sounds dirty. Clint suggests games one might play on a long road trip, or, you know, in a confined and unlit space, to while away the time while they wait in the dark.

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    29 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    A remix of florahart's 'Recruitment Techniques Aren't Always In The Handbook' for Clint/Coulson remix 2019.

    S.H.I.E.L.D has been chasing Clint Barton for a long time now, and he's always managed to keep ahead of them. It's just that...recently, the life of a hired gun (hired bow?) is losing it's charm and he's started thinking that he might not want to avoid S.H.I.E.L.D. any more. And not, despite whatever Natasha thinks, just because the Agent who's currently on his case is a handsome, steely-eyed badass. Honest.

    All Clint needs to do it make up his mind and find a way join S.H.I.E.L.D. that shows off his skills and prevents him from getting shot in the process. Easy, right? And if could manage to catch the attention of a certain badass along the way? Well, a guy can dream.

    He has a plan. He's ready for anything. It's time for Hawkeye to go in.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Phil recruits Clint Barton to SHIELD and falls for him.
    Professionalism is more a nice ideal than a reality with SHIELD agents.
    Barton lets out a tense laugh. “You've got all the toys, don't you?”
    “I try not to brag.”

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    29 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    Clint hasn’t seen Natasha in person in three years, not since she joined up with SHIELD, but they still talk – leaving letters written in dead languages at all their old drop locations, sending coded texts made up of unreadable nonsense and inside jokes. She’s been nagging him to come in from the cold for a while so he’s not super surprised when, in the middle of a firefight, a text comes through revealing his position because he’d forgotten to turn the ringer off again.

    BRING ME A MILKSHAKE

    Funny thing – this one isn’t technically code.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Agent Phil Coulson has always been entirely honest with his parents about his work. He hasn’t necessarily gone into detail, but they know enough. The one thing he will wax poetic about is his asset Clint Barton, the sniper known as Hawkeye. When a mission gone wrong affords Clint a look into the mysterious hidden life of his favorite handler, Mama Coulson gets a look of her own at the man who's so obviously captured her son's heart.

    She for one couldn’t be happier - but these two boys need all the help they can get.

    After all, Mama Coulson knows best.

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    26 Mar 2026