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Over Hill and Under Skirts (Out of the Frying Pan and Into Her Knickers) by pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Feb 2013
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For a kink meme prompt:
Dwarf women are rare, and often so intent on their craft, that Thorin has never had the opportunity or inclination to become familiar with the more intimate portions of the female anatomy.
When he is finally introduced to that realm of hidden mystery, Thorin is quite... curious.
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15 Mar 2026
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losing him was blue like I’d never known
missing him was dark grey all alone"When Eggsy turned fifteen he realized he was royally fucked. His forearms were consistently painted burning shades of blood red or soul sucking blue. Never once had he seen colours such as those that marked Jamal’s arm; bright yellows and happy purples. No, instead he had to endure brushes of colour that ensured he could never find a peaceful life."
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09 Mar 2026
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Martin chuckled a bit. “How did you say it? I’d be very amenable. I’m just–look. Forgive me for being concerned that you might be pushing yourself to do things that you label as quintessentially normal for my sake.”
Jon’s mouth twisted into even more of a frown. He slid his hands over Martin’s shoulders, resting softly on his collarbones. “I appreciate that, but that’s not what’s going on here. I just–”
He slumped a bit into Martin, his hands coming to cup the base of his neck, playing with the ends of his hair.
“I feel… very close to you right now.”
Martin gave a soft snort. “Well, yeah, you’re in my lap.”
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Another moment of staking their claim to a bit of normalcy after the world returns, directly following their first real date.
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19 Feb 2026
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The new guy coming into Martin's work keeps on pestering him, but it's fine because he's cute. With every shitty thing going on in Martin's life, a small flirt never hurt anyone, even if Jon is totally out of his league with his ripped jeans and painted nails.
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Martin, the new clerk at the corner store, refuses to sell Jon his cigarettes because he isn't old enough, and it would be "illegal".
Thankfully, Jon is stubborn enough not to admit defeat. He just has to keep on trying.This isn't about the cigarettes anymore, is it?
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17 Feb 2026
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The Weight We Carry Is Love by AuralQueer for psearth
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Aug 2019
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There's nothing wrong with Jonathan Sims. He's an ordinary student, who may be a little bit in love with Georgie Barker, and the biggest thing he has to worry about is his exams. His relationship with his grandmother is fine, and he has no strong feelings about Christmas.
Georgie disagrees.
Five years later, there's nothing wrong with Martin Blackwood. He's an ordinary researcher at the Magnus Institute, and the biggest thing he has to worry about is his job. His relationship with his mother is fine, and he has no strong feelings about Christmas.
Jon disagrees. And he knows what it's like, now, to need someone. So he decides to be there for Martin.
A pre-canon AU fic about Jon, Martin, and their respective relationships with home and family.
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13 Feb 2026