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After the confrontation at the Elysian Fields Hotel, Gabriel wakes up.
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You check the time. Perfect. As intended, you’ve arrived fashionably late. What that means is they’ve got enough time to say goodbye, which makes your job a lot easier than it has any right to be.
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“Hermann, baby, honey, you're the Gottlieb to my Geiszler”
“That shit doesn't make any sense, Newt”
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How Did We Get So Dark? by VivianCavanaugh (caffeinated_hobbit)
Fandoms: Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016), Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children - Ransom Riggs
09 Aug 2017
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Il matto
In the beginning, The Fool seeks his true path, his fate. There is no such thing for one who lives stuck in the same place, much like the heart is always caged in a bony torso.
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From Isaac Newton's life by VivianCavanaugh (caffeinated_hobbit)
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Maze Runner (Movies)
18 Jan 2017
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We are genetically engineered. Everything about our life is, more or less, due to our genetic code. A couple of millennia ago, therefore, quite recently, a totally unexpected mutation occurred. It had changed the way we, as humans, perceive love. Everything comes down to the timer we are born with. It only stops when we find the one.
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Here is a drawing of a cow.
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10 Mar 2026
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Lex gets lost, and Clark claims him. An AU a la the movie “Overboard.”
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09 Mar 2026
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"Clark, where are we going?"
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06 Mar 2026
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Kon Saw Daddy Kissing Superman??? by freyascarlatti
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Smallville, Young Justice - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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Okay, sure—Kon messed up. He accidentally de-aged Superman with the kryptonite tech Supes explicitly told him not to touch. But hey, at least he’s trying to fix it! Yeah, it means roping in his other “evil dad,” but should Kon really be the one to blame?
Like, seriously—why the hell does a de-aged, amnesiac, geeky farmboy Clark know exactly where Lex’s secret Scottish castle lair is? A place so off-the-radar even the JLA couldn’t find it? And what the heck is a Scottish Castle doing in Smallville, of all places? And why does Clark have his own retinal and bio-scan clearance to this secret lair that not even Kon knew about?
And why is Mr. Sweet-Naive-Boy-Scout flirting with the devil himself? And why isn’t Lex just trying to kill him on sight?
Finding out both your dads used to date—and, argh, have sex—is pretty messed up. But the real kicker? The hypocrisy.
Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes has been lecturing me for months about being too young to date the dangerously sexy bad boy Richie Wayne who’ll “steal my virtue,” all while he’s been secretly banging his arch-nemesis Lex Luthor this whole time.
Yeah. Family drama, much?
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19 Feb 2026
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“Hey, you’ve reached Clark Kent. Leave me a message and I’ll talk to you soon.”
A thick lump threatened to swell in Lex’s throat and he swallowed it down.
“You wouldn’t believe this, Clark,” he said, beginning a circuit around the terrace garden, “Even if you were here to see it. For as long as my father has been dead, it's never stopped him from meddling in my life.”
The next words were hard to say out loud, even to someone who wasn’t listening.
“We have a child. A son, to be exact. Your DNA combined with mine.”
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Blessing and tragedy have always walked hand in hand for Lex Luthor.
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18 Feb 2026