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“Sometimes,” Rise slurs, “I get nightmares. Nightmares where I come home from a show and tear off my skin and there’s nothing underneath. Just empty space where my insides should be.”
“That’s fucked,” Yosuke tells her.
“Yeah. They stopped when I started dating Senpai. For a bit.”
She takes another swig of wine.
“I kind of hate you right now, Yosuke.”
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like getting teeth pulled but its also in slow motion and done with a pair of tongs by cannosoup
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Oct 2024
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DAVE: hey babe can you go grab some snacks real quick im fucking starving but like-
Wait.
Shit.
(or, Dave makes a minor fuckup far more complicated than it needs to be. What's new.)
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The Worst Taste In Music by strifeless
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 May 2025
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”I thought—“ Mydeimos faltered. “I thought the songs were about somebody else. I though—“
“What, Hephaestion?” Phainon snapped. “You think I wrote a whole album about watching the guy you’re dating?”
Mydeimos blinked. What.
“What are you talking about? I’m not—I’m not dating Hephaestion.”
Phainon’s mouth dropped open. He blinked, anger dissipating into incredulous disbelief. “You’re not?”
”No,” Mydeimos said, too loudly, too quickly. “Where did you even get that idea?”
Or: Two solo albums and a world tour later, Mydeimos finds himself forced to sing love songs written by the love of his life, about somebody else.
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16 Mar 2026
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“I’m fine,” Phainon said, but it felt like he was lying. Why did it feel like he was lying? “I’m so fine.”
Mydei took another long sip, the faintest glimmer of teeth showing as he grinned around the lip of the bottle.
“You sound very normal about this,” he said, dryly. “Unless—wait. Are you a homophobe, Phainon?”
Phainon practically choked on air. “What? No! Absolutely not! I just—you—I didn’t expect…”
“Didn’t expect me to like men?”
Or: Phainon realizes he's gay, and then realizes he's been in love with Mydei all along.
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15 Mar 2026
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As the head chef of CK, Mydei might not be directly involved with customers but he has to endure a different hell, their orders.
FOH is always incompetent: they let orders in ten minutes before the kitchen closes, they don't decline customers’ ridiculous substitutions, and they tend to be the most insufferable people he’s ever worked with.He’s 100% certain that u/deliverer on r/kitchenconfessions is a waiter, either that or a very dedicated troll.
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14 Mar 2026
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If no Master will take her on as an apprentice, Hyacine might as well put her magical skills to work as the owner of the Twilight Courtyard café. There’s nothing that quite beats the feeling of creating the perfect recipe to give a customer the push they need to find a solution to their struggles, after all.
And this wild-eyed professor who barged in asking for sixteen espresso shots at double the effectiveness? Well, he’s just another customer who needs a special brew.
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08 Mar 2026
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wine pairing by wolframvonbielefeld (yaoicocainebear)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Feb 2026
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Sometimes you hook up with your lesbian work nemesis in a club and then both of you decide to never talk about it again.
This is how Phainon goes about it. Mydei is unhelpful.
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06 Mar 2026