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"Two cheez-it packets and an apple is not dinner. You don't have any leftovers or anything in your house?"
Angela groans, leaning forward and balancing her forehead on the edge of her laptop screen. "I don't even have groceries right now, because I didn't have time to do a grocery run on Tuesday. I think the last time I looked in my fridge it was literally just condiments and a jar of martini olives." She pauses, and then, continuing to not look at Amanda, adds. "...And half a lemon."
"Half- why is it only half a lemon. What happened to- okay, you know what, not the important thing here. Babe, what the hell."
----Inspired by Angela having a single half lemon as her grocery in that one Shayne guesses video and then very much snowballed into its own thing.
Fluffy. VERY fluffy. and affectionate. Written as aaarguably/ambiguously platonic(?). But what is NOT ambiguous is that Amanda and Angela love each other a ton.
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27 Mar 2026
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“I wanna get drunk and smash his car with a golf club.” Amanda chuckled, a lump in her throat, “Then eat cake. Or shove my head in a wall or something.”
“Don’t do that.” Angela scolded gently, “It’ll fuck up your pretty face.”
Amanda blinked, “I can’t tell if you’re joking or flirting with me.”
“Depends,” the brunette shrugged, “are you into it?”
or, an AU in which Amanda desperately needs someone to be her pretend-lover, and Angela forgets the part about pretending.
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10 Mar 2026
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"We are gathered here today!” Amanda announced, gathering the attention of the room once more. “Because I lied!”
“Boo! You said that already” Shayne heckled, hands cupping his mouth.
Amanda clicked the remote, eyes shining with triumph. “I lied,” she repeated. “I’m not married”
Angela’s heart stopped.
Turns out, she was not fine after all.
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Basically Amanda lies about being married and Angela is a big gay mess about it.
I wrote this during the Amanda drought because it was a very hard time for all of us. I have all the chapters done, just gotta edit them :)Bookmarked by catwhisker
05 Mar 2026
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Disgruntled newscaster Anthony Crowley is forced to cover the annual Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival...again. Only this year he's accompanied by a new producer who he can't seem to get his mind off of even though he's swiftly realizing he has far bigger problems. Namely, the fact that the Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival refuses to end.
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11 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale Fell runs a successful food blog, Celestial Comestibles, where he shares mouthwatering recipes and heartwarming stories about his happy domestic life in a cottage with his husband and son. As promotion for his upcoming cookbook, his publishers run a contest: one lucky winner will get to spend Christmas with Aziraphale and his family.
What the publishers don't know is that the real Aziraphale Fell is a single city-dweller. And if he wants to keep up his happily married persona, he'll have to acquire a cottage, husband, and son before Christmas.
As it happens, his friend and neighbor Anthony Crowley has his nephew staying with him for the holidays. One fake marriage proposal later, and everything seems tickety-boo--as long as Aziraphale can keep from developing inconveniently real feelings for his pretend husband...
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11 Feb 2026