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    Ilya: Image Attached
    Ilya: look is you
    Shane: what
    Shane: how is that me

    Or, Shane and Ilya's texts through the years. They think about each other more than they'd admit.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Bood: Good morning team! Is everyone alive?
    Dykstra: define alive

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    A look into the Ottawa Centaur's team chat the day after winning the MLH cup.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    After Russia crashes and burns at the Olympics, six months pass where Ilya cuts Shane out completely, refusing to answer his texts. So when they both get booked for yet another ad campaign, Shane arrives on set with a strict plan to ignore Ilya entirely.

    But then he learns the premise of the entire campaign: making fun of Ilya’s English.

    It will take a lot for Shane to forgive him, sure. It won’t take nearly as much for Shane to stand up for him.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Svetlana knows about Jane. It's frankly insulting for Ilyusha to think otherwise.

    She just never expected to have to call him for help. During the Olympics. In Russia. In the dead of night.

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    Or, it's Sochi 2014 and Russia has lost to Latvia. Grigori Rozanov, not yet compromised by illness, punishes his son for shaming the family. When Svetlana finds an injured and emotionally fragile Ilya, she knows she needs somewhere safe for him to recover. And there's only one person in Russia who Sveta trusts with her Ilyusha: Canada's Golden Boy, Shane Hollander.

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    18 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    "Please, Rozanov, just tell me what's going on." It is so earnest, so gentle, and Ilya does not deserve it. "Don't leave without—"

    "Hollander," Ilya pleads for him to stop, puts out his hand as a peace offering.

    "Ilya."

     

    or; ilya has a bad day. shane helps.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    “We want you to at least consider waiving your no-trade,” his general manager is saying, but the words barely register in Shane’s head. “Ahead of the playoffs, we want to make sure our team cohesion is as strong as possible, and there have been concerns about locker room dynamics . . .”

    And of course there are. Of course that’s what this is about.

    OR: When Shane comes out to the Voyageurs, a breakdown in team dynamics results in a last-minute trade to their divisional rival. In Boston, Shane and Ilya are forced to figure out whatever it is they're actually doing.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Is Boston even interested.”

    Ilya scoffs at him like Shane is an idiot.

    “Is sky blue? Is water wet? Is English stupid language? Yes, Hollander, of course we want best player in the league.” Ilya mutters more in disgruntled Russian and Shane gets up off the couch to Google Russian lessons on his ipad while continuing their conversation.

     

    Or, a Shane goes to Boston story.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Hey,” Hollander says softly, settling a hand on Ilya’s back.

    Ilya turns away and fixes his gaze on a spot of chipped paint on the wall, trying to will the moisture trailing down his cheeks back into his tear ducts. “Sorry,” he whispers, shaking his head.

    He can’t actually remember the last time he felt so utterly mortified. This is not at all what he’d envisioned happening when Hollander asked for his room number. He’d guessed that a conversation was on the horizon; Ilya had just imagined it happening after he reminded Hollander exactly what he’d been missing while he was off being Rose Landry’s boyfriend. But no, Hollander always wants to clear the air, always needs to fucking talk, even though Ilya never has the right words for him.

    “Hey,” Hollander says again, somehow even more tenderly.

    The bed shifts, and suddenly Hollander is crawling into Ilya’s lap and cradling Ilya’s face in his hands and kissing him.

    (or, filling in the blanks between Ilya crying in Shane's arms and the bed being absolutely wrecked in the last shot of that scene)

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    17 Mar 2026

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    MLH☑️ @MLH

    ONE. DAY. TO. GO.
    The 2021-22 season gets underway TOMORROW with a tripleheader:
    BUF vs MIN
    SEA vs VAN
    OTT vs MTL


    Shane and Ilya’s first season together on the Ottawa Centaurs features treading on Twitter multiple times. Fans and the league adapt to a new normal — thanks to the Metros. #fuckthemetros

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    16 Mar 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 24

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    Shane is still learning the rules. Like, watching Naruto is fine, but My Neighbor Totoro is weird and also gay. Salmon at a restaurant is not the same as shiozake at home. When you go to Mitch Bergeron’s house you have to ask if you should take off your shoes or not. If you just do it, people will look at you funny.

    The most important thing is hockey. There’s nothing more Canadian than hockey, not even poutine or ginger ale. Being Canadian is easy if you’re good at hockey.

    If Shane could play for the Montreal Metros—or even for McGill, like his dad—he’ll really be just like everyone else. He’ll be better.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    “Jesus fuck,” Marley says, before he gets a look at Ilya's smug face and rolls his eyes. “At least tell me you didn't bite her back."

    He shakes his head, grinning. “She is most fussy,” he says. “No marks, Rozanov; no shoes in the house, asshole; stop picking me up and throwing me on my bed, I just made it, dickhead,” he mocks, before he gestures at his shoulder. “And then she rides me for three hours and bites me like a vampire. These things I must suffer through.”

    OR: Boston's got the Montreal Jane pattern basically locked down. The bite mark on Ilya's shoulder is new, though.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    “Please, Roz,” Ovlichein, their youngest rookie, begs. Ilya doesn't doubt how earnestly he means his words as he arches a brow at him, watching panic spread across Ovlichein's face. “Everyone else said that they couldn't host, and I offered but they said that none of the rooks could, which meant that Breezy and 'Los couldn't either, and then Marley said that we wouldn't gel as a team, and then everyone else agreed, and then Carmie and Sebbin said that we were going to be cursed if we didn't—”

    Ilya holds up a hand, gratified when Ovlichein immediately falls silent.

    The locker room is empty of everyone else, a trap neatly laid by the team. Ilya would be impressed by their conniving if it weren't so fucking irritating.

    “This is a setup,” Ilya says slowly, watching as Ovlichein pales. “You know this, yes? You have been sent as a sacrifice for the whole team.”

    OR: Ilya is a sensible captain. He takes care of his rookies, he hosts the team when needed, and he doesn't fuck around with ouija boards. Too bad Boston only cares about the first two things

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    14 Mar 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Six months of silence left Shane hurt, angry, and done pretending otherwise. When Ilya Rozanov finally reappears in Vegas, Shane isn’t prepared to let him ignore the damage.

    What if Shane held his ground in Vegas?

    What if he didn’t let Ilya get away with his bullshit — and made him face what those six months really cost Shane?

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Someone's mom unearths a 1999 Sears catalog from a closet and uploads it to Twitter. The internet discovers that Shane Hollander was an absolutely adorable child model. Chaos (and teasing) ensues.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Their rivalry, as history has written it, has finally come to an end.

    "I won," Shane breathes, and the smile, the smile that's been plastered on his face since he scored, grows wider.

    Montreal knocks Boston out of the playoffs. Shane learns how to be Ilya Rozanov's boyfriend. Ilya wears Shane's jersey. Set about a year after the finale.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    “You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”

    “Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”

    “Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”

    “You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”

    “Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”

    Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”

    “...You’re thinking of a landfill.”

    Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything, usually while he’s inebriated or sleep-deprived. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    “You bring me flowers?” Rozanov asks, incredulous. “Like I am on death bed?”

    Shane rolls his eyes, secretly relieved that Rozanov isn't making a bigger deal of the gesture than it needs to be. He pulls the bunch of tulips out of the bag and thwacks Rozanov lightly on the shoulder with them.

    “You ungrateful asshole,” he says. “You stay here and try to nap. I’m going to get started on the soup.”

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    Alternate timeline where the club scene never happens. Instead, Ilya gets sick and someone unexpected shows up to take care of him.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Five times Shane witnesses Ilya having a nightmare and helps distract him from it (by sharing unhinged nature facts) and the one time Ilya returns the favor.

    Feat the Boston raider noticing too much and not enough all at once and also deciding that Jane is the smartest person they sort of know.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    God, he can't go through with this now. He really fucking can’t. He’d planned the whole thing out—rehearsed it on every car ride, every flight, all the little breaks in between—but he really, really can’t.

    We can’t do this anymore, his brain screams. That’s all he has to say. Five words. Five, measly little words. But Shane is standing right there, a dream made into reality, and his mouth won’t move.

    Ilya Rozanov has spent much of the past six months wondering how, exactly, he would call off this whole thing with Shane Hollander. Now, as Shane stands in his living room, the fact of the matter is that Ilya wants nothing more than for him to stay.

    or: boston, but if ilya hadn't let shane run.

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    11 Mar 2026

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