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Ninety percent of everyone's problems could be solved by a robot that just texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn't have a robot.
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31 Jan 2025
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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12 Oct 2024
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He stops dead at the picture of Charles, shooting upright on the lounge, dislodging Sassy in the process. She hisses loudly at him and darts off, but Max isn’t concerned with that.
Because Charles fucking Leclerc has cut his hair off.
The photo is just a fan picture of Charles in a suit at a gala of some variety—an unimportant detail—and he looks great in the suit, crisp and blue, a black turtleneck underneath. Handsome, one might objectively describe it as. Sexy, a girl, gay, or Italian man would say. Not Max, of course, because he’s above that, but. Somebody else might describe it that way.
The sides are just gone, shaved short and gone. The top is still as long and fluffy as ever, styled very nicely but the sides.
The sides, Max laments.
He looks stupid. It’s terrible. Max hates it with a fiery, visceral passion. He knows there is no way Pascale Leclerc did that to her son. She would have stopped him from looking like some kind of dapper, handsome—
She would have stopped it, is the point.
Maybe it’s just the lighting, Max reasons frantically.
// Charles gets a haircut. Max has a meltdown.
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14 Apr 2024
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The first Zhenya heard about it was an email from Sidney in the middle of August.
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30 Mar 2024
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"Kakashi didn’t mind Gai’s tastes in bed. He was a giver in every sense of the word, and he seemed to have an impeccable talent for making Kakashi writhe mindlessly on the sheets.
But Kakashi was a man of many, many tastes, and he was starting to crave that ache in his hips from being railed into the mattress, the bruises and sore muscles and a strong, perfect hand around his throat, choking him half to death-
Yeah, that sounded good.
The only problem was Gai wasn’t interested. At all."Or, Kakashi wants it rough, and he's just stubborn and clever enough to get Gai to give it to him.
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09 Jan 2024