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    Mostly unrelated one shots from prompts.

    Part 3 is an update to "I'll just keep on waiting for you underneath the mistletoe" from 2019 December fics.

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    A series of unrelated one shots mostly prompted by people on my Tumblr. Multifandom.

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  3. Summary

    Unrelated one shots following a prompt list, mostly prompted by Tumblr followers.

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    A series of unrelated one-shots, prompted by my Tumblr followers.

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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Because Minho’s life sucks, STRAY KIDS I.N FUNNY/CLUMSY MOMENTS COMPILATION #3 🤣 continues to play. In the video, Jeongin groans throatily as he drops a camera. In his lap, Minho’s dick twitches. In the doorway, Jisung points and guffaws. It’s full-bodied, so sudden he launches into a coughing fit that miraculously doesn’t stop him. Even as his eyes water he keeps pointing, his tongue sticking out like a toddler as he wheezes. Minho imagines cutting it out of his mouth. Instead, he settles for rolling stiffly onto his side to face the wall, because it feels less awkward than taking his sticky hand off his dick. He never got around to pulling his pants all the way down anyway, so at least like this he isn’t mooning Jisung. The moon… that’s a good idea. Minho can rocket launch himself there to never be seen again.

    “Oh, god,” Jisung says, fighting to catch his breath as he holds himself up against the doorframe. “Oh. Hyung. Wow. That’s crazy. Is- don’t tell me it’s him dropping things. It can’t be! You’d die of chafing. Is it-? Oh my god, is it the noises? Jeonginnie’s silly old man noises?”

    (Minho gets off to Jeongin's silly noises. It's supposed to be a secret.)

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    07 Apr 2026

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    When witch Yoongi moves out of his old apartment, he leaves behind a certain toy. Jungkook finds it, and Yoongi suffers the pleasurable consequences.

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    06 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    what the fuck is wrong with him? yes, he’s going through the longest dry spell of his life and yes, their maknae is a walking wet dream for men and women alike, but yoongi has never before thought about him as anything else but his doe-eyed, bunny-grinned, overly sweet-natured dongsaeng.

    or maybe he hasn't let himself even entertain the idea. and now it seems to be the only thing he can think of.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    The group gets a one month break, and Jeongguk has a lot of time to think about his feelings.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Jungkook is absolutely certain that his new coworker is a psychic.

    Yoongi has been working for The Magic Shop for about a month and a half, so Jungkook should probably know by now if he is a psychic or not. After all, Jungkook found out about Jimin being a familiar who prefers his cat form the first day that Namjoon started at the shop. And Hoseok, Seokjin, and Taehyung had told Jungkook about their abilities (brownie, vampire, and seer, respectively). Jungkook might be the most shy person at The Magic Shop, but even he disclosed his siren witch abilities on his first day interning with the store.

    But the thing is, Jungkook doesn’t think that Yoongi knows that he’s a psychic.

    He’s pretty sure that Yoongi doesn’t even believe in magic.

     

    Or: Yoongi doesn't believe in magic and Jungkook wants to show him all that the magical world has to offer.

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    23 Mar 2026