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orange chicken, hockey, and other stupid fucking surprises by livermoriumkid
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), The Pitt (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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When Dennis agrees to be the temporary on-site doctor for a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game as a favor to a classmate from medical school, he’s not expecting much. He’s not the first-choice to be team doctor, and he’s definitely not a hockey guy. His plan is simple: hide out on the sidelines until he can go home and crawl into bed. Funny how plans change.
Or: Ilya takes a slapshot to the face and gets treated by a doctor who looks like a wet kitten.
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- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry/The Pitt Crossovers
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Bookmarked by colonel_idiot
12 Mar 2026
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When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.
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The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”
The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.
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- Part 1 of joshua 1:9
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06 Mar 2026
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The sheltered and the soldier, the blessed and the damned by PureHeartedTyrant
Fandoms: Devil May Cry
13 Jan 2023
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Vergil was the strong one; the one that weathered each storm as they came. It was his duty, his role, to be the one to stand in front and break the wind before it could hit his brother.
Dante was the sheltered one. Protected by their mother, by circumstance, and by Vergil himself, even if Dante was too blind to recognize it.
Thrown through time and space, on a morbid expedition of his brother’s life, Vergil lives through the worst moments of Dante’s life and finally begins truly understand the brother he always thought he had completely figured out.
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- Part 10 of Unrelated Fics with Art!
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Vergil arrives in the house of his and Dante's shared past, trapped in his seven-year-old body. As he explores the surreal illusion, he finds their mother making dinner in the kitchen. All his worries about a potential trap fade away. Just when Vergil thinks he can cast aside his fears entirely, one simple phrase destroys the beautiful image:
"Who's Dante, honey?"
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- Part 17 of DMC Family Feels
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Bookmarked by colonel_idiot
15 Jun 2025
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When Vergil wakes up, he's covered with curse sigils all over his body, with a face that wasn't his, a skin that wasn't his, a body that wasn't his. Vergil comes to a quick and yet dreadful realization. He was brought back alive.
Whoever the owner of this body was, they were gone in exchange for his soul.***
AU where Vergil died at the end of DMC1, V wasn't Vergil in the first place, and they had a deal.
Co-starring: Dante being protective, Griffon being secretive, and Nero being supportive.Bookmarked by colonel_idiot
23 May 2025