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No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione.
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05 Apr 2026
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Prompt provided by The_Riria :
A band of evil elves who sell elven wine infused with Lust Potion. Draco and Hermione from The Department of Magical Creatures go to investigate and while accidentally getting trapped in a cave where the elves are hiding, they have to drink the wine to get out.Series
- Part 1 of The Catch Series
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01 Apr 2026
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The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations by Molivier
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.
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18 Mar 2026
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Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.
After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to live on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. She's struggling to hang onto her sanity and pleasant disposition, despite those nasty thoughts that keep popping into her head, but he's already given up on his. Meanwhile, the rest of the wizarding world is investigating his mysterious disappearance, he's inventing his own whole new reality from the comfort of Hermione's bed (not that she wants him there), the gravity's broken in the kitchen, Harry and Ginny won't stop trying to get her back together with Ron, Ron's sleeping with Lavender, Hermione wants to lay him out, Astoria Greengrass is mourning her not-so-dead fiancé, and everyone's so buried in lies that they might as well just forget about the whole concept of truth.
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18 Mar 2026
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we don't pray for love, we just pray for cars by b_lovedhunter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2025
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Draco more than anything after the war wanted to be left alone. Draco wanted to be a passive observer in his own life. He wanted to watch his friends experience their stupid issues.
He thought he could pull it off.
Then Granger happened to him and hadn’t she always?
or, Hermione Granger is a badass bitch and Draco Malfoy is just along for the ride. Featuring car chases, wandlore, book clubs that aren't really book clubs, a Miata, bad driving, and a hopelessly, pathetically in love boy.
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18 Mar 2026