damwords
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Despereaux hires Shawn to accompany him to a charity gala, but keeps the details of the job under wraps.
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"Okay, okay, I get it! You're pissed." Tommy starts speaking faster, his face just as overly expressive as Wilbur remembers. "I should have reached out to you when Dad kicked your ass down to Hell. And I was going to! But, you know. A day turned into a week which turned into a thousand years and then it just seemed weird..." He trails off, not quite looking Wilbur in the eye.
"Well, congratulations! Weirdness averted!" Wilbur says sarcastically. He puts his hands in his pockets and waits for Tommy to keep doing what he does best - talk himself into the deepest hole he can.
"You weren't there, Will, you don't know! When Dad kicked you out, the whole family was rocked. Me especially!"
Wilbur almost laughs. "Oh, really? Why's that?"
Tommy stares at him. "Because I lost my favourite big brother, dumbass."
or; i rewrite scenes from lucifer with dream smp characters. that's it that's the fic
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Technoblade was running out of time. He had eaten the last scrap of food around four days ago. The water ran out three days ago. It was slowly getting harder and harder to breathe. While Techno prided himself on his ability to survive, he was pretty confident he wasn't going to make it out of this one. Stranded out in the middle of some random galaxy in a ship full of the dead bodies of his former crewmates and starving to death isn't the most impressive of deaths, but it wasn't like anyone was going to see it anyway.
And then a ship pulled up next to his.
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go 'round again by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Mar 2026
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Hockey Canada ☑️ @HockeyCanada
Take in the sights and sounds with the best of Canadian hockey at Olympic orientation camp in Banff!↳ gay jess @pikesbian
jesus christ holly looks so miserable golfingdan 🏒 @twinkshane
its crazy that shane hollander is the best hockey player of all time, has a fat ass, and is a genuinely good guy… all while being beautiful and gay… how does he do it↳ Ilya Rozanov ☑️ @ilyarozanov
he also has a very handsome talented husband did you knowOr: Shane Hollander and the 2022 Olympics through the eyes of hockey twitter.
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as it was closing by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jan 2026
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Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler
New ep of #NeutralZonePod out now! We’re talking free agency, Voyageurs cup parade shenanigans, and whatever the hell is going on in ColumbusEmil @emilbeauvier72
Anything on the Hollander contract?
Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler
@emilbeauvier72 a little! not much to say just yet, let the guy celebrate!
shane’s pr manager @holly24
if shane doesnt re sign in montreal i will kill [remembers sewerslide jokes are bad] troy barrettor: the events of the long game through the eyes of hockey twitter.
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ignoring every omen by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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Julia Prior ☑️ @JuliaPriorESPN
I sat down with Ilya Rozanov to talk about what he loves about Boston, what it’s like to play the best hockey of his career, and what comes next. bit.ly/203948tanHER dillon @kanatacommunist
i s2g i just saw r*zanov at the ottawa airport…. theres no way right↳ vic hates hockey @censeless
tired: hollanov real
wired: ir81 to the centaurs real
or: ilya's last season in boston through the eyes of hockey twitter.Series
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When his mother comes to him in the summer after he wins his second Cup with a new partnership proposal from the fucking Sesame Workshop, Shane can't say yes fast enough
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a sound is still a sound around no one by dykeries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Feb 2026
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Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”
Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”
“You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”
The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.
In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.
There’s a lot to get used to.
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