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"Where's Nashton?"
"Who?"
“Edward Nashton. The Riddler. Where is he?” Oh. Him.
“Why would I know?” Selina asks, as if she hasn’t seen the Riddler every time she’s gone to the club.
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The Dangers of Seeing Green by definitelynotdaniel
Fandoms: Gotham (TV), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Batman - All Media Types
09 Aug 2022
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The year is 1962 and Nashton's Flower shop in the Narrows of Gotham City is finally starting to get more business, all thanks to a very strange and unusual plant on display. But what the unsuspecting patrons don't know is that the newly discovered species has some very specific dietary requirements.
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Say It's Me That You Want (To Dismember) by definitelynotdaniel for august_justice, ciels_trashland, Miss_Vile
Fandoms: Gotham (TV)
29 Dec 2021
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Bruce Wayne has many... unconventional wants. Luckily, Jeremiah Valeska is an unconventional man, and is willing to provide The Bat with an outlet.
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"I don't see why you've brought me in, Jim. It's the middle of the night. Surely this matter could have waited til morning."
"Your biggest enemy is missing, Oswald, that's plenty of reason enough to lock you up now, if I wanted. This is a courtesy. Cause we're such good friends, and all." Jim didn't bother hiding his sarcastic smirk. Oswald, however, was not biting.
Or, in which Oswald gets brought in after becoming King of Gotham and none of it goes as planned for Jim.
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Oswald would do anything Ed asked of him even now, if the bandage around his eye was any proof. But when all Ed wants is to love him, Oswald calls on Riddler to try and make it go away.
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- Part 16 of The Summer of Smut: 2020 Edition
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The Summer of Smut: 2020 Edition by 221blackandwhitestripes, alastonaurinko, arcanemoody, august_justice, Bandicoot, BlessedMasochist, bri_notthecheese, Chierei, ciels_trashland, connerluthorkent (august_justice), definitelynotdaniel, Gabrie_DwelleR, Hobo, Inkfowl, Miss_Vile, whosthatpokaimon
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Gotham (TV)
26 Sep 2020
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Collection of stories written for the 2020 Nygmobblepot Summer of Smut Event hosted by Nygmobblepot Haven Discord.
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- 54,351
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- 14
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all around you, all the time by peculiarblue
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Mar 2026
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“I am out for the season?”
“Probably."
“Are you by any chance looking for a trophy husband?”
“Ilya.”
“Yes? No?”
“It’s one season, Ilya, we’re not—it’s bad because you’re hurting, not because—I’m not letting this fuck anything up for us, okay? We’ll figure something out,” Shane says, resolutely.
or, you know what they say about the best laid plans
ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike
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Bookmarked by definitelynotdaniel
13 Apr 2026
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Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'
“What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.
“I want to eat him,”
Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.
“Like...sexually or...literally?
Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.
“Yes,”
Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.
Alternatively, The Office Fic
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Bookmarked by definitelynotdaniel
28 Mar 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
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- English
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- 3,424
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Bookmarked by definitelynotdaniel
14 Mar 2026
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Hannibal has a Christmas gift for Will, who is not in the mood for holiday cheer.
Or
Angry, Christmas ladder sex.
“It's Christmas Eve,” Hannibal said, the term falling oddly from his foreign tongue, “and I believe it is tradition to honor your loved ones with a present.”
Will flinched as he turned back to his chair, watching the shiny, golden package with an open grimace.
“Your... loved ones?” he scoffed, saliva spraying in small drops from his lips as he forced out the words.
He could count the days since he had stood in Hannibal's kitchen, gun aimed at the man's head, on ten fingers exactly. Ten days since he had stepped out of the prison Hannibal had designed for him, and where he had left him to simmer in his own insanity.
“Did you just say your loved ones?”
Bookmarked by definitelynotdaniel
30 Apr 2023
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Brain worm I needed to rid myself of. I'm not the greatest at gender neutral fics but I tried. Not beta'd
Literally just sex in a chair, show Papa how much you worship him.
Insta/Tumblr is discordsmuse
Bookmarked by definitelynotdaniel
27 Dec 2022