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    “Careful, General,” comes a voice, bright and insufferably fond. “You took on half a jug of peach wine and then half the court.”
    Lan Wangji closes his eyes, despair blooming. “No.”

    He registers, distantly, that one does not say 'no' to the Emperor in that tone. Unfortunately, his dignity is somewhere beneath the silk sheets and the honey-gold frame of the huanghuali bed, and his brain is full of static.

    Lan Wangji sits up fully now, slow and stiff, only to find Wei Wuxian lounging at the foot of the bed in an informal robe, holding a teacup like it’s an award. There’s a flickering projection hovering above his hand: hazy, but unmistakable.

    There he is. Lan Wangji. On the table. Disheveled. Glowing faintly with spiritual energy, hair loose, face as serene as ever except for his flushed ears. Yelling something about "devotion unspoken is cowardice" while trying to pull a jade ring off his finger.

    Lan Wangji buries his face in his hands and considers suffocating himself on the spot.
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    Or : Wei Wuxian is the Emperor and Lan Wangji gets drunk and publicly declares his eternal love for him. This is the morning after.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Wen Chao throws his arms wide, addressing the crowd. "The Lans have a princess locked in a tower!"

    The room falls into awkward silence.

    "...Who doesn’t?" a voice chirps.

    Wei Wuxian nods along. It’s not exactly shocking—just about every kingdom has a lonely princess stashed away somewhere. And yet, Lan Xichen, the bearer of this exceptionally boring secret, looks absolutely flabbergasted.

    "A...princess?" he echoes, whipping his head up. "Where did you hear that?"

    Or, necromancer Wei Wuxian thinks that rescuing a cursed princess will be easy—until he finds out the princess is actually a prince, and the curse is a whole lot kinkier than he bargained for.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    More than two years after the events at Guanyin Temple, Lan Wangji notices that Wei Wuxian appears to be nesting - a sign that perhaps he has healed enough to have a heat.

    Wei Wuxian, meanwhile, is oblivious.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    The second time Lan Wangji loses Wei Wuxian, he is no longer able to follow him; He has reached immortality. So instead, he waits.
    Years later, Wei Ying sees a phone recording of a mysterious mountain man, and his body acts on its own. He travels to Gusu.

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    OR Wei Wuxian dies, and Lan Wangji waits for his reincarnation. He has to wait a lot longer than he expects.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    “Are you seriously telling me,” he started slowly, “that my body is reacting to not being an uncontrollably horny teenager by turning me into an uncontrollably horny adult?”

    The barest hint of a smile tugged at Lan Zhan’s lips before he schooled his expression, seeming to realize Wei Wuxian could not handle being laughed at at that moment.

    “Mn.”

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    11 Mar 2026