diannelamerc

me, if I lived in South Park



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    Uploading my vids (finally). I'll keep adding to them as I go.

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Ilya's Gay Mafia

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    Some can't stand homophobia.

    Some can't stand the Voyageurs.

    And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.

    So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    "Roz?"
    Everything was too loud around them. From the outside, these moments, a player getting hurt, had always been disgustingly silent, but Cliff's ears couldn't stop ringing.
    He shoved a foot forward, the muscles on the side of his thigh smarting as he tried to skate closer, but the referees were already there.
    Hands on his shoulders pulled him back, pulled him close.
    "I didn't mean to." A whimper. The arms around him tightened, pulling him further back, off the ice. "I didn't mean to. Didn't mean to. Didn't -"
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    What if Cliff Marlow had hit Ilya in a game against the Ottawa Centaurs and had to deal with the confusion that was his crazy former captain and best friend high on pain meds. At least those meds were hopefully the reason for his craziness. Why else would Rozanov be calling Shane Hollander his sweetheart?

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Ilya, in the hospital and high on the good drugs... 😄

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    09 Mar 2026

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    09 Mar 2026