dontaskpcandy
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- Torchwood (5)
- Father Ted (TV 1995) (1)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (1)
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Cigarettes, Chemicals and Escapading. by dontaskpcandy
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Father Ted
05 Dec 2012
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Be careful when you wish for a housekeeper, your wish might be granted.
Mrs Doyle is swapped to work at 221B Baker Street. Mrs Hudson therefore goes to Craggy Island Parochial House.
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- Part 1 of Housekeeper Swap
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The Torchwood team race against time and other squishy factors.
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Ianto has let his spare room to PC Andy in order to drive his classic 1987 Audi. And seduce him. And read his car repair books (Haines' manuals).
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- Part 2 of Second Hand Chance
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It never ocurred to Ianto that he could look elsewhere until Jack took him for granted.
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- Part 1 of Second Hand Chance
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Andy and Ianto are almost together, but Jack must learn to holster his weapon. No toast was harmed during this shabby episode. Gender issues. D/s relationship.
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When they reached the lab, they found a yellow post-it note stuck to the door. It read 'door' in capital letters, and Rodney knew his day had just gotten worse.
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26 Feb 2026
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The go-to of Atlantis clueless Rodney in daily life.The One With Post Its ~all over~ . Meet cute repeated till he notices lol!
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John Sheppard, reaching new heights of not seeing it coming.
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24 Feb 2026
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The nuts bolts and bubbly tubes of the glorious city, but the lights go out. How post s5 everybody reacts. John reflects.
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John runs.
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25 Jan 2026
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John runs. What the missing season 6 could have shown us. Teamwork tempered with reality. Recovery.
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17 Jan 2026
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Two men against weather, unseen apocalipse and wet socks... stuffed ful of research and dramatic sweep of events. Life above the Arctic Circle develops staying power.
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Rodney's been selected to be the Chief Science Officer for the Atlantis Expedition. And the neighbor who he had hoped to gift his cat to can't take him. Now what?
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Bookmarked by dontaskpcandy
12 Oct 2025
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Rodney uses the Org Chart to make Atlantis mission a go. And gets to bring his cat. And John.
How to crop the dead wood away to promote positive growth, so to speak.