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“You know what, Kojiro?” He’s close. A little too close. He might have misjudged the distance between the two of them, because his glasses are the only thing between the two of them. His nose is pressed against Kojiro’s.
“What?” Kojiro breathes.
“I think,” Kaoru whispers, “that you’re fucking lying.”
Kojiro’s eyes widen, then. “What the fuck would I be lying about,” he barks, and he’s pushing back against Kaoru now, tense and ready for a fight, “Do you need to get your eyes checked, four-eyes?”
“I think,” Kaoru smirks, enjoying the way Kojiro’s jaw visibly tenses, “That you’re just a sad, pathetic gorilla who can’t get game. And that you’re using the apparent fact that your dick is too big to hide it.”
(or: kaoru's had enough of kojiro complaining that people are intimidated by his size. how big could be possibly be?)
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I Have Made A Huge Mistake, And Here's How You Can Make It Your Problem, Too
I have made a mistake. Without going too deeply into the details, as I do not want this mistake to go viral or get out among people I know, I can say here: my best friends are getting married in less than three weeks, and their guest list has mistakenly listed me as bringing a plus one.
I do not have a plus one.
This is where you come in, reader: I need to find someone, preferably in their mid-20s to early-30s, to come with me on a week-long wedding vacation and pretend to be my partner. I do not care what you do for a job. I do not care what you look like. We'll dance, we'll drink, we'll probably call an ambulance when all my friends fall down a mountain. It'll be great.
Do not fuck with me on this. Please.
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or: kei would rather die than go to hinata and kageyama's wedding alone. what’s a man to do but hire a hapless fool to be his boyfriend for a week?
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- Part 1 of the world will follow after
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08 Feb 2026
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so amazing it was, i don't even find the right words to describe how wonderfully high this made me feel
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kiss a kitty by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Jun 2025
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“We have a problem.” Satoru announces, slamming into Suguru’s studio two days later. He feels guilty. Like so so guilty.
“That so?” Suguru asks from his bed, lounging in a pair of sweats, his shirt hiked up. He scratches at his happy trail and glances over at Satoru. His demeanor changes instantly at whatever he sees on Satoru’s face. He swings his feet off his low bed, sitting up and leaning forward. “Satoru, what’s wrong?”
Satoru situates himself on the bed next to Suguru, crossing his legs and sitting so they’re facing each other. He meets Suguru’s eyes and cannot speak. Totally blank brain. Suguru touches his knee gently, probably about to say something helpful and kind like take your time or whatever you need.
For some reason, Satoru panics.
“I can’t come.” He announces, much louder than he needs to. “Unless I’m thinking about you.”
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09 Feb 2026
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DELICIOUS it is so hot and they're idiots most of the time it makes me wanna pull my hair out but i love them so freaking much, really enjoyed this omg
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They’ve been at each other’s throats since childhood, chasing the same victories, trading the same grudges. Jimin always swore he’d come out on top.
Then Jungkook presented as an Alpha. Jimin didn’t.
Now there’s a wedding neither of them asked for, a bond Jimin refuses to accept, and an Alpha who looks at him like rivalry was never the whole story.
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sanctify the love that you crave by bloodbound (Delenaley) for jaemarked, hwanghyunjin
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
20 Nov 2023
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Watching the back of Soobin's head as he carries Yeonjun's daughter within his safe embrace, Yeonjun realizes that all of his struggles had been for naught.
Falling for Soobin had always been inevitable.
(or, Yeonjun is a single omega parent, and Soobin is the new alpha neighbor)