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    “Alright, you know what? Fuck it! Yeah! Fuck me if you’re wrong, asshole!”

    Alastor’s laughter petered out as he wiped a tear away from his eye. “Pardon me. I didn’t quite catch that. What did you say, old chum?”

    “I said,” Vox enunciated, “that if I win, you fuck me.”

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    After the battle against Heaven, Vox follows Alastor into a bar. Conversation eventually turns to the Hell's Hottest Poll, and while Vox feels confident in his victory, Alastor isn't so sure.

    And a bet is made.

    (inspired by Mimi's artwork on Twitter)

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    23 Jan 2026