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In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.
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14 Mar 2026
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Poster Child Prodigy by stuckybarnes
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Marvel (Comics)
09 Mar 2026
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Deadpool was following him, which was annoying, because he never seemed to have any problems getting over a fight, even when it was about a fundamental belief system. It was also annoying because Peter was hurting and sleepy and he had school tomorrow and he somehow had to figure out an excuse to explain his sorry state to his Aunt before morning. And he just watched Deadpool shoot people. So.
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Instead of Tony being Peter's responsible-adult-figure, it ends up being Deadpool, who really means well but is a little late to the hey-this-is-a-teenager-who-needs-help party. Weird friendship ensues.- Language:
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10 Mar 2026
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Wade Wilson and the Multiverse of Motherfucking Madness by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
15 Mar 2026
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There’s a Spider-Man in front of him.
Note the key phrasing: There is a Spider-Man in front of him. Not the Spider-Man. A Spider-Man.
Wade’s an observant guy. He knows that something fishy went down a ways back near the Statue of Liberty, and that something fishy happened as a result. But once they fixed up the Statue of Liberty, everyone moved on from it the way they move on from every freaky thing that happens, so learning much more than that has been harder than finding Blind Al’s hidden stash of cocaine. And Wade is also a busy guy, so unless he has some reason to care, he’s gonna make like his old man and fuck off about it.
This, though, might be a reason to care.
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Three Spider-Men. One Dogpool. An unknown but concerning amount of Deadpools. What could go wrong?
[ETA: The "Spoilers for DP3" tag does not take effect until Chapter 6, for anyone that cares. Just a friendly FYI!]
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08 Mar 2026
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So you want to fuck Deadpool! Well, isn't that ambitious of you. After all, people are climbing all over the good ol' 'Pool's dick these days, what with there being very famous movies (and some very clever promos! go PR!) featuring our dashing hero. It's been a nonstop fuckfest. Cum is everywhere, because that might be one of his kinks. That aside! Let's get down to it.
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07 Mar 2026
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"SERIOUSLY YOU'RE INTO SOME CRAZY SHIT"
yeeesss, cuddles nd platonic kisses (imaroace) -
Annoying, But Oddly Therapeutic by saeki
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Feb 2026
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Autistic scientist Peter has a bad day.
Wade weaponizes his yapping for good.Domestic dribbles featuring: weighted blanket energy, a hyperfixation on dermatology, early dating anxiety, and a genius who doesn’t know he’s hot.
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01 Mar 2026