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Scott! Ilya cheers. On the TV, Captain America rips his mouth off of his boyfriend’s and slaps his hand to his face. Congratulations on the homosexuality! But you cannot have sex on national television. Think of the children! Or is this new PSA? A PDA PSA?
I hate you.
So mean. I am just trying to give you my heartfelt support.
What do you want, Rozanov?
Well, you have been glaring at nothing in silence for the past minute, so I would like you to finish whatever speech you had prepared before everyone thinks your boyfriend sucked your brain out of your mouth.
“Shit,” Captain America says aloud on television.
or: in the alternate universe where scott hunter is captain america and kip grady is the winter soldier, ilya rozanov is charles xavier and shane hollander is magneto. they fall in love.
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Ilya’s Mama died on a good day.
They did not have good days very often, but that day was a good day. So was the day before that and the day before that and he had high hopes for the day after that too.
Papa had gone to St. Petersburg and he had taken Alexei with him. As soon as Papa’s car had driven out of view, Mama had called up Ilya’s school and said that her poor, precious son was terribly sick - listen to how he coughs, show them Ilyushenka! - and he cannot go to school for the entire week! So terrible to miss such important lessons, but it must be done.
or: irina tries to give ilya a good week. one good week. well, she tries to do a lot of things. for better or for worse, she did not succeed
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im going to walk into the ocean, never to be seen again by eunoise
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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The part of Shane that is not panicking goes soft with how…eager Ilya seems for Shane and Svetlana to meet, for Shane to like her. It’s strange, it’s new, it’s wonderful to be able to think about making plans like this. Dinner with Shane’s parents, meeting Ilya’s friends, like that’s something they can have.
So that’s why Shane beats down the urge to crank up the gas on the stove and light a match, gives Ilya a wide and normal grin, and says “Yeah, of course. I’d love to meet Svetlana.”
Ilya sighs and his eyes light up and, oh, Shane wants to love him in the light of day. Suddenly, Shane has an idea that will hopefully stop him from doing something rash that will get him on the news and/or in prison. “And you should meet Rose!”
or: shane hollander tries to get over his overwhelming urge to blow up svetlana vetrova with his mind at saturday brunch
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“We were doing brunch. It was nice. Your dad made their kitchen look like the fancy brunch places on Instagram. We were talking about my schooling, hobbies, friends, movies, normal shit. Boring shit. Then your mother starts talking about my sponsors and savings and suddenly I am giving her my banking information and the phone number of my accountant and I am signing many, many, many papers. She had a scary folder.” Ilya pulls out the scary folder and the thing was thicker than the book Shane was reading. He tosses it on the couch and it lands with a heavy thump. “It was under her chair the whole time and I did not see. The places I had to sign were already highlighted and the date was already written in.”
Ilya tosses his body on the couch. Somehow, he makes less of an impact than the Scary Folder. “She owns me now, yes?”
Seemingly on cue, Shane's phone lights up with a notification that Yuna Hollander has shared a calendar with you.
Oh, God.
or: shane's mom keeps slutting out his boyfriend (!!!) to sponsors and shane's totally cool and chill about it no really he's FINE
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wakened shadow, blood on my soul by eunoise
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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The Ruin Author was born on a world that was already dead, but denied that fate. The obliteration of that world was written into the stars themselves, but still THEY fought against it with the entirety of THEIR will. Once THEY lost everything THEY found that there was still more to give. THEY gave themselves up to the slaughter until finally THEY found that slaughter was truly all that could remain. THEY fought until THEY forgot who THEY were fighting and why. THEY fought until all that was left was the burning.
And were they able to save it?
Save what?
Their world.
Oh. No. By the time the enemy was eradicated, THEIR home fell to the fate that was foretold at its birth.
the hero's journey is long and with no end in sight
(or: what does it mean when you were created to destroy? )
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okay fine homoverse toxic yaoi got me i lost the chess game to the dog etc etc.
i don't know why i named everything after thats amore. before i started publishing this i didn't realize that it had other lyrics besides the pizza thing
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i want to scream i love you from the top of my lungs by eunoise
Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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any heated rivalry stuff i write goes here i guess. i might have made them all a little too silly but im having a great time.
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au where gemma was pregnant when she was taken by lumon aka what if there was a severed baby would that be fucked up or what?
(some character studies revolving around the show's themes regarding parenthood, birth, and personhood with some vague plot going on in the background and a toddler who is definitely way more articulate than she's supposed to be )
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dead boy detectives has bewitched me body and soul so lets see where this goes. all of these fics roughly take place in the same timeline but they can be read standalone no problem.
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“So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?”
“Yeah.”
Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.”
Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?”
Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?”
Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?”
Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.”
“Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.”
Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.
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- Part 4 of cjo + hr
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14 Mar 2026
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Stigma (or Lie?) by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander has been in love with Ilya Rozanov for twenty-eight years and has never said it once.
When Ilya's nineteen-year-old son Nicholas - same face, same body, same cock, same ruinous Rozanov gravity - drops to his knees in a locker room shower and says "I've wanted you since I was fourteen," Shane doesn't stop him. He closes his eyes and pretends.
This is not a love story. This is a sin repeated across two generations, and Shane is the altar. All characters are adults (19+).
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12 Mar 2026
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Trending in Canada: #GoCensGo (Trending with: #hollanov) by aureatium (duskgleam)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Feb 2026
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MLH☑️ @MLH
ONE. DAY. TO. GO.
The 2021-22 season gets underway TOMORROW with a tripleheader:
BUF vs MIN
SEA vs VAN
OTT vs MTLShane and Ilya’s first season together on the Ottawa Centaurs features treading on Twitter multiple times. Fans and the league adapt to a new normal — thanks to the Metros. #fuckthemetros
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- Part 2 of A Moment In Time
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12 Mar 2026
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i've been pushing for this for so long by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career
@CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done
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Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.
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11 Mar 2026
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all around you, all the time by peculiarblue
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Mar 2026
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“I am out for the season?”
“Probably."
“Are you by any chance looking for a trophy husband?”
“Ilya.”
“Yes? No?”
“It’s one season, Ilya, we’re not—it’s bad because you’re hurting, not because—I’m not letting this fuck anything up for us, okay? We’ll figure something out,” Shane says, resolutely.
or, you know what they say about the best laid plans
ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike
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Bookmarked by eunoise
11 Mar 2026