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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    In which Achilles gets his lover back (sort of) and Patroclus gets a new ending.

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    17 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Thirty handsome suitors will compete to win Helen’s heart on this season of The Bachelorette. But what happens when two of the contestants fall for each other instead?

    The Bachelorette au no one asked for.

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    25 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 90

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    As Achilles’s fascination deepens into something he doesn’t yet have a name for, he discovers an unwelcome companion: jealousy. The more he grows to care about Patroclus, the more monstrous the feeling becomes.

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    13 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    “Achilles, you know I love you entirely,” I say. “You know nothing could ever, in all the world, change the depth of my feelings for you.”

    I hear the huff of his breath, the beginnings of relief. Something in his face cracks, goes soft, and I know in a moment he will step forward and kiss me, and it will be so much harder to say the next thing once that has happened.

    And so I shift back, take a step away from him, and force the next words out, even though to shatter his hopeful expectations will bring me more pain than even the thought of Briseis in Agamemnon’s hands— “but I cannot stay while you persist in this.”

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    Patroclus makes a different choice, and it changes everything.

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    11 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    An angry Achilles fights his way through a varied and very large quantity of people until, dead at last, his body is burned to ash and he goes to the Underworld.

    (A retelling of the tale of Achilles as a version of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar")

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    20 Oct 2025