farfigneutroblaster
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Arthur Kirkland has been making his way through the United States (sitting in cars and buses and trains, downing all sorts of alcohol, sleeping in unfamiliar beds, and sleeping with unfamiliar people) for over three years. He's been running from Alfred F. Jones for only one of them. Eventual USUK. Inspired by "When Loves Comes to Town" by U2 and B.B. King.
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Children's Science Museum of Hateno by kRuth
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
10 Apr 2026
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AU Zelda works at a children's science museum and Link has a kid
Zelda does not have a crush on the hot single dad who's been visiting the museum a lot recently. That would be very unprofessional.
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12 Apr 2026
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And may Hylia forgive me for the things I do in your bed by Noah_15
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
28 Feb 2026
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It is in a knight's blood to kneel. It is in the blood of the Chosen Hero to serve.
So he will, but only before the one woman who truly deserves it.
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- Part 2 of I was an atheist, but now I believe, because a miracle like you must have come down from Heaven
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12 Apr 2026
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Unruly, the love of my loves by Noah_15
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
05 Apr 2026
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Zelda has no idea who the hell designed the Barbarian Set to show so much skin. Whoever it is, she'd like to have a word with them.
After she stops ogling her knight, of course. She can do that, he just has to stop being so damn good-looking.
Ah, Hylia forgive her.
Or
Just Zelda being horny as fuck.
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12 Apr 2026
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Crazy as Keese by simply_gorgeous
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
01 Apr 2026
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They said she needed to marry. She thought that was total rubbish.
Zelda knew the options her board was looking at, and she was less than keen on bearing heirs to men thrice her age and half her wit. The best course of action was to find and marry a scapegoat.
Enter Link.
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The council is stupid, Zelda is not, and Link is definitely in love.
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12 Apr 2026
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Ruin the Courtship by badtooth
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
04 Mar 2026
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“Well then?” There’s a wry smile on her face. Link wonders if it doesn’t seem a little forced. “Aren’t you going to ask me if I know any nice girls?”
You're a nice girl, he wants to say.
Except she isn’t.
Because Zelda isn’t nice.
She’s perfect.
Suitors arrive in Hyrule for the chance to claim Zelda’s hand in marriage, much to the chagrin of the Princess and her chosen knight.
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15 Mar 2026