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  1. Rec 65

    Devil Town (Is Colder In The Summertime) by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    27 Nov 2022

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    Kyle returns to South Park, unemployed and newly single and begins hooking up with Cartman to cope. However, a weekend spent in a cabin in the woods comes to an abrupt end when a baby literally falls into Kyle's arms, miraculously unscathed. But Kyle and Cartman soon discover there is more to this baby than meets the eye... something truly horrifying.

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    06 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    kyman married with kids… ill always love u

  2. Public Bookmark 66

    This story’s old but it goes on and on by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    18 Mar 2022

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    If Cartman had known his shitty grades would get him into this predicament, he’d have studied more.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    The Ascent of Stan by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    19 Sep 2014

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    Stan sells his small pest control company and Kyle thinks they should use some of the money to go to Hawaii, where he proceeds to grill Stan about the mid-life crisis that Stan claims he's not having while their kids frolic nearby.

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    29 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so cute

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    Seven days of alien summer by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    05 Aug 2016

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    Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”

    Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”

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    23 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this might be the best thing ive read on this website

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    Where My Armour Ends by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    19 Dec 2022

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    "Most don't know of the toxicity lurking at the periphery of decent society. It's an insidious disease borne of blood and power.
    Even living that life, it seemed insane to me that a person could be forced to exist like that in 21st-century America. Enslaved. Captured in a cage and told it was of my own making.
    It seems even more insane how I became used to it."

    When Kyle goes missing, there is little Kenny wouldn't do to bring him home again.

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    20 Mar 2026