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  1. Summary

    The System AI figures out a way to spend some quality time with his favorite crawler <3 Carl is less than thrilled

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    A series of drabbles, each one inspired by a different Status Effect from the books!

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  1. Rec 6

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    New Achievement! Manifesting My Dream Body (Blind Idiot Edition!)

    Well, would you look at that. Is this what they mean when they say you can speak things into existence? If it is, I’d say this one’s on me for triggering that pincushion achievement early… but let’s be honest, you just live to defy your Daddy, don’t you, Carl?

    All I said was, “You’re lucky your eyes didn’t explode,” and you simply could not resist proving me wrong. It's practically foreplay at this point...

    Reward: Let's find out, shall we?

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    The AI is running out of patience and the boundaries of Carl’s mind are starting to look… negotiable.

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    19 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I think this might be my new favorite smut fic ever written

  2. Rec 7

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    What if the fifth floor trapped Carl and Princess Donut in the water quadrant?

    Confined to an endless ocean with a cat that can’t swim, Carl’s just about had it with the dungeon’s bullshit. Of course, the AI is having the time of its life, sending loot box after loot box of goddamn fish hooks. But... the real problem is Carl himself, and the deeply unsettling impulses creeping in, courtesy of his third-floor race selection.

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    Carl takes his frustrations out on the AI; it’s a good time, until it isn’t.

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    18 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy hot fucking shitting god DAMN

  3. Rec 29

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    Carl doesn't need to fake a limp when he leaves the Cum Closet.

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    31 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jesus Uzi Christ 🥵

  4. Rec 10

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    Carl and Donut have to kill a country boss-level Krakaren monster so they can meet up with the other crawlers and get down to the next floor. (Un)fortunately for Carl, there's another, easier way to defeat it than killing it! The AI decides to show up and make extra, doubly certain that Carl understands his options.

    (this is 9k words of tentacle porn)

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    29 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jesus Uzi Christ Almighty 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    Takes place in the middle of This Inevitable Ruin.

    Carl doesn't feel any different as a Primal than he did as a human. At least, not until the stress of the 9th floor starts to get under his skin. Then a little quirk of the Primal race takes over, and boy does he ever regret his choice.

    The AI takes pity on him and tries to help him understand the nuances of his new race, out of the pure, selfless magnanimity of its code. It has zero ulterior motives whatsoever.

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    28 Nov 2025