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“Come now, my dear Doctor,” he crooned, circling the lab table, “It’s just a networking ball. They offered a plus-one, I want you. Is that such a crime?” Dottore offered him nothing but a glower in return.
“Yes.” His answer is short, succinct.
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Pantalone's usual plus-one to diplomatic business affairs is unavailable, and with no other options, he invites the man he's been pining over and dancing around for months. He's not expecting the answer to be a begrudging yes.Series
- Part 7 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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He was the one that initially suggested it. It was a casual question, over dinner.
“Say, banker, what does your schedule look like for the next few days?” His bared teeth catching at his lower lip should have clued the Regrator into his ulterior motives.
“A lot of meetings tomorrow, but none the day after. I will have several hours worth of paperwork to fill out, however.”
“And, what if I made that paperwork just a little more interesting?” The lilt in his voice compelled Pantalone to actually meet his gaze, immediately clocking the lust in his eyes.
“Oh, please, by all means,” He responded, leaning back and interlacing his fingers. “Enlighten me.”
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Dottore suggests a way to liven up Pantalone's paperwork, via strap-ons, vibrators, and the slow insanity of orgasm denial. -
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"Dottore frowned, eyes flashed with worry behind his mask. Pantalone didn’t just ditch his obligates for not “feeling well.” He’d seen the man nearly give himself bladder infections, refusing to get out of his desk chair to take a piss until his work was done. Hell, he’d noticed almost imperceptible tics of distress during meetings, a clear sign that the Regrator was forcing through pain. If he was unwell enough to skip a meeting…"
After the ever-punctual Pantalone skips a meeting, a concerned Dottore goes to check up on him. Turns out, it was worse than he thought... and better.
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- Part 6 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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Burning Desire, Desired Burns. by goosethemane
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Apr 2023
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"Dottore hung behind Pantalone a perfect ten paces, steps in perfect time with him. Pantalone swung the balcony doors open, a gust of even colder air filling the hallway. Dottore didn’t bristle at the cold; he always ran hot anyway. He waited for Pantalone’s hands to shove inside his jacket, fiddling around and sure enough, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes. He knew it."
Dottore suspected Pantalone was a hypocrite about critiquing his smoking habit. One day, his suspicions are confirmed.
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- Part 5 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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Pantalone's testosterone supplier has fallen through, and he needs to find a new source by the end of the month. He goes to the only person he knows to ask.
CONTENT WARNING: Contains long descriptions of gender discovery and crisis. Author is not responsible if this awakens something in you.
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- Part 4 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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The Doctor and the Banker, In life. by goosethemane
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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Welcome to the 8th annual Piltover Adaptive Sports Fair by plantboycharms
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
25 Mar 2026
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When the whistle blew, he was immediately swept up in it. No longer was he thinking about his disability, or the vague lack of input from his blind and deaf side, or the concern about judgment from the crowd. All he could concern himself was with the ball, his teammates, the score holding steady as each team took home points.
Or: in which Jayce and Viktor attend an adaptive sports fair, and they have a nice time.
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Honey, We're Ridin' by shit_shippers_say for notsolstice
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Jun 2025
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“Why thank you,” the elderly man says, bowing deeply. He plucks the comically large black cowboy hat he’d somehow acquired on his walk over to the bar and pushes it into Jayce’s chest. “But I think you ought to show us how it’s really done, yes?”
“Me?” Jayce sputters. “N— I mean, I’ve never been to a place like this, much less ridden a thing like that.”
Viktor tries to keep himself from making a mental list of the things he’s seen Jayce ride. A horse, a bike, a motorcycle, and… well, Viktor.
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Jayce accidentally gives himself an orgasm while riding a mechanical bull, and Viktor is just drunk enough to do something about it.Bookmarked by goosethemane
16 Mar 2026
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Interruption by Mmysbathotw for yakichou
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Jan 2023
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Jayce and Viktor have hit a wall with the Hexgate, good thing Viktor knows how to blow off steam.
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15 Mar 2026
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Jayce looks genuinely happy to see him, giving Viktor a smile that shows his charming tooth gap. The feature adds an innocence to his otherwise rugged exterior. His dark, thick facial hair and broad body are part of what really gets Viktor going, but paired with his cute face makes him simply irresistible. The man is so upstanding that it would truly be a shock if he were caught in some kind of scandal with one of his students.
Well, another student. Viktor thinks he'll be the one to break him.
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07 Mar 2026
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why's it all emotional to me by radmcgee for MeowingEnthusiast
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
11 Feb 2026
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He works, and he thinks about Viktor telling him he could fuck a pillow. He takes the tram home, and he thinks about Viktor telling him he could fuck a pillow. He gets off the tram three stops early because he's hard and hopes he can sweat it out by walking the rest of the way, and he thinks about Viktor telling him he could fuck a pillow.
So, really, it's not that surprising that he tries it.
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Jayce has a habit to help him relax—if "habit" is the right word for fucking his pillow while imagining his lab partner talking to him like a dog. Viktor—suddenly—doesn't have an apartment.
Jayce, unfortunately, also has a crush.
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