grassylampshade
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In Which Two Men Jump Out of the Closet and Into the Wardrobe by grassylampshade
Fandoms: Original Work
07 May 2024
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Two men arrive at a party. They each find their way to the same room, seeking treasure.
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“Why are you here?” Geralt’s voice is unbelievably deep, a growl that resonates differently in person than it does through Jaskier’s tinny laptop speakers.
Jaskier clears his throat and says, “I need your help.”
Jaskier wants to improve his stamina and Geralt is willing to lend him a hand.
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Wrong Side by grassylampshade
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
24 May 2022
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Geralt had a very bad day, so he goes for a run to burn off his frustration.
AKA: The modern AU chase-fic I have been dreaming of since I first set foot in the Witcher fandom.
(This fic is part of my ongoing Modern AU but it can be read standalone.)
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- Part 6 of Clapper-verse (Modern AU)
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Between the Sheets by grassylampshade
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
16 May 2022
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“Jaskier, this is Eskel,” Geralt said, stepping back so the two men could see each other. “My best friend.”
“Ohh!” Jaskier said. “I thought you two were going to fuck!” He extended a hand to shake Eskel’s.
“Wouldn’t be the first time,” Eskel said, smiling broadly.
“First time fucking or first time that someone suspected you were?”
“Either,” Geralt said.
“Both,” Eskel said at the same time.
Geralt and Jaskier run into Eskel at the bar.
(This fic can be read stand-alone or as part of my Modern AU series.)Series
- Part 4 of Clapper-verse (Modern AU)
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Aiden pulls his car into the garage, paying close attention to the black-gloved hand beckoning him forward. The circling wrist gets increasingly aggressive when Aiden eases off the gas entirely, slowing his car to a crawl. He smiles sweetly at the glare of utter contempt leveled on him through the windshield.
25% meet-cute, 75% porn.
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Silver and Steel by grassylampshade
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Sep 2021
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The Witcher meets Jacqueline Carey's Kushiel universe. No previous knowledge of the series is needed. Jaskier is a holy prostitute and Geralt is his celibate monk bodyguard. Amen.
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Clapper-verse (Modern AU) by grassylampshade
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 May 2022
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This is a holding pen for the fics written with these specific versions of Geralt and Jaskier in mind. The fics can be read in any order or read standalone, though starting with A Place to Lay My Head will explain the clapper joke.
- Words:
- 13,728
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- 6
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Knightly by grassylampshade
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Jan 2022
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Jaskier follows Geralt across the Continent because it's his job. And he's not the only one.
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- 62
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Breeding Spa AU by grassylampshade
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
17 Dec 2021
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- 3
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- 95
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DIY Fucktoberfest '21 by grassylampshade
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Oct 2021
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- Works:
- 10
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A warrior has never slept with another man before, and intends to top - his pretty little servant has different ideas, and cleaves him open.
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- Part 6 of TweetFic
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Illya doesn’t pick up on Napoleon’s unconventional preferences until they become mission relevant.
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“In the name of the gods, Esca, what were you doing?”
Esca’s lip curls, eyes crinkling with humor. Despite the heat coursing through Marcus’s body, the smile strikes him as cold. “Do you not know?”
“I know what you were doing,” Marcus snaps. “I do not know why you were doing it. Explain yourself.”
Cocking his head, Esca asks, “Have you never had a body slave before? Domine?”
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The Accursed, they call him. Sin Eater. Scourge Bringer. Lord of Daemons. Ardyn, Noctis calls him, for he’s read the faded letters beneath the statue, heard the ancient legends whispered between hands when the priests think he’s too empty-headed and apathetic to listen.
Noctis pays homage to the divine benefactor of the temple.
Bookmarked by grassylampshade
22 Jan 2026
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“Bet you fucking liked it,” Connor spits. “Bet you want to tell everyone just so you can brag. You’ve always been such a—”
“Suck my dick,” Adrian says.
“Fuck you.”
“No,” Adrian says. “I’m answering your question. That’s how much to keep my mouth shut.”