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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are preparing to spend their first Christmas together at the South Downs cottage. There may be some baking, selecting gifts, and decorating the cottage involved. Also possibly asking Important Questions. And a kitten.

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    15 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    The South Downs inhabitants know, or rather suspect, that Crowley and Aziraphale are not human. However, what they believe that both are will surprise them.

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    03 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    An offering of need comfort. Join Aziraphale and Crowley for an easy lunch, interupted briefly by rude customers, and followed by simple domesticity.

    "...Equally magical was what Crowley had just done. It highlighted the amazing growth Aziraphale had been fortunate to witness in his love over the past year. Crowley’s well-earned rough edges were softening in some spots now that he was safe enough to be who he wanted to be. This wasn't a new Crowley. This was the part of him that the demon had kept closely guarded since his fall, hidden behind his protective wall of rage. There was still a good amount of grit to Crowley and Aziraphale was pleased at that. He never wished to change the demon. They’d both fought valiantly to bring this life to fruition and they were happy to indulge in their freedoms..."

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    28 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    "Aziraphale couldn’t have been happier to have finally put his apprehensions behind him, abandoning his station in Heaven once and for all, and joining Crowley in a mutual decision to abandon their mortal possessions and move into a cozy cottage in the South Downs. For the first time in over six thousand years, he was truly happy.

    That was, until he wasn’t.

    You see, Aziraphale had a problem. There was just one minor flaw, a single thing that wasn’t picture-perfect in his new, picture-perfect life.

    To put it plainly: Aziraphale was horny. Extremely so. The problem was: he was ninety-nine percent sure Crowley wasn’t interested in that kind of relationship. And Lord knew he’d tried."

    Or: the one where Aziraphale turns to porn to cope with his husband's tight-fitting trousers, and gets more than he bargained for when an unsuspecting washing machine jump-starts his sexual awakening.

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    28 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Set after S3 and its (possible, this is written in 2025) resolution, when Aziraphale and Crowley still have not learnt how to talk truths to each other. (This better not be the case after the real S3 'episode' drops!!!! 😡)

    Aziraphale does what Crowley asks of him, which ends up being A Very Large Mistake.

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    14 Jul 2025