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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending any time soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    15 Jun 2024

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    "Dunno why, but s'not working this time. M'not resssponding to it." Crowley's eyes flickered with something entirely unreadable. "I need a warm body."

    "I see."

    "Can't even use my fingers properly with these bloody claws. Still, feels better to have something warm, something moving."

    Aziraphale attempted to make sense of Crowley's words, his head pounding viciously. A warm body.

    "Would you like me to... hold you again?"

    Crowley smiled, open-mouthed and beastly. His fangs glistened in the darkness.

    "Need you to fuck me, angel."

    Or: Aziraphale buys Crowley a snake plant, hoping to please Crowley with the appealing smell of its flowers. Its effects on Crowley are far more extreme than Aziraphale anticipated, and it’s down to him to face them head-on.

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    23 May 2024

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  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Aziraphale has to prove to Heaven that Crowley isn’t a danger. His methods may be a bit unorthodox.

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    25 Sep 2023

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  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Perhaps it was the thrill of getting caught.

    The possibility of being seen. In so much as anyone could make out anything happening in the Bentley ever as it sped past them. Even if their mind could comprehend that it had seen a car in the first place, the actions of the occupants inside it would have been indecipherable simply because Crowley wished it so. And yet. There was a certain thrill that went up the angel’s spine at the knowledge they could be caught out as he eagerly freed Crowley’s cock from the confines of his too tight trousers.

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    24 Sep 2023

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    roadhead and cumming in pants untouched

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Last year, Sherlock got a simple mug, but one he loves. This year he got the best present.

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    08 Jan 2023