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maybe i'll live a life of regret ... but nevertheless by hecatesbroom
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
02 Sep 2025
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5 times BJ looks at Hawkeye in a way that makes his heart ache with something he can't write off as friendly affection (but oh, how he tries to find excuses) plus one time Hawkeye looks at him the same way.
With a reminder of Peg this close to him, her voice almost ringing in his ears, it's no wonder BJ's getting his affections mixed up; the attraction he feels for his wife refracting the love he feels for his friend into something aching and desperate. Hawkeye's not his wife, after all, but they might as well be married for how close they are out here. It's no wonder, when he puts it like that, that he's almost overwhelmed by the urge to crawl onto Hawkeye's cot and press a kiss to the corner of his smile.
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She sees her father everywhere she goes. He’s in the army drab that clings to her, he’s in the commands that fall from an officers’ tongue, in the steely edge that enters her own voice when she’s afraid she’ll break under the pressure of it all (but she never does, because she’s not her mother’s daughter. She’s Margaret Houlihan, her father’s only child, and Houlihans don’t go to pieces).
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A series of scenes and letters, exploring Hawkeye's relationship with his dad throughout the show.
Crabapple Cove seems a distant memory already — the colorful image of blooming flowers turning sepia in his mind, the taste of fresh lobster from the festival fading to a ghost on his tongue.
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“You’d make a fine priest, you know, Hawkeye?” Francis tells Hawkeye one evening over dinner (...) “I know what you’re going to say. You’re not a religious man, I’m well aware. But there’s something far more important than religion required to be a good priest, I think, and I don’t know any man who has it in him more than you do.”
Hawkeye frowns at that. Looks at Francis sideways across his dull metal tray, piercing blue eyes inquiring for an answer. “Oh. What’s that, then? Charm, sex appeal, something that’ll tie parishioners to their pews with barely-repressed desire? That’s what you Catholics are all about, isn’t it?”
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but what am i to do / i'll still remember you / when you've forgotten by hecatesbroom
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
31 Jan 2025
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Everyone sees it, everyone treats them like a unit: they’ve become Hawk-and-BJ. Not Hawkeye, not BJ. They’re a package deal, until they’ll inevitably get shipped back to their own — separate — home addresses.
They'll all go their separate ways again after the war. Hawkeye reflects on this late at night (or is it early in the morning?) when he watches BJ sleep and dream of home, Peg's letter clutched to his chest.
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Dinah knows she’ll get yelled at for sticking her nose in everybody’s business, but some things call for it.
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02 Apr 2026
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Winter shifts the balance of power at Chinon.
Eleanor of Aquitaine and Henry II find their long war rekindled by a secret that threatens succession, alliances, and the fragile balance among their sons. Richard, Geoffrey, and John circle like vultures, while Philip of France watches closely for an excuse to strike.
Legacy, leverage, and desire come to a head as Henry debates what he is willing to lose when love becomes a dangerous game, and Eleanor once again holds the most dangerous advantage of all.
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02 Apr 2026
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5 Times Phoebe Meddled in Uncle Roy's Love Life... by darkesky for venus_demilo
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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...and the one time Uncle Roy got his shit together on his own.
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“I don’t fucking know what to say to him,” Uncle Roy says.
“How about…” Aunt Keeley hums. “You love him, and you support him?”
There is a pause.
And the pause is long enough for a plot to start hatching in Phoebe’s mind. Because she knows Uncle Roy is happy when he is with Aunt Keeley. And she knows Uncle Roy is happy when he is with Uncle Jamie.
“Fuck no,” Uncle Roy says.
Fuck yes, Phoebe thinks. She is going to get Uncle Roy a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
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05 Feb 2026
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“Uncle Roy,” says Phoebe. “Are you dating Keeley or Jamie?”
Uncle Roy’s eyebrows jerk, once. Slowly he puts down his princess cup. “What.”
or, Phoebe parent-traps. Uncle-traps. Kinda.
Bookmarked by hecatesbroom
04 Feb 2026
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How To Build A Triangle (or accidentally fall headlong into one, or whatever the fuck) by SquaresAreNotCircles
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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“Brutally honest,” Jamie says, as if he’s still trying to get the point across. “No more secrets.”
Roy stares at him. “Yes. I know what words mean.”
“Okay,” Jamie says, and then he says, “I talked to Keeley about maybe being bisexual because that night we fought over her I wasn’t just jealous about her.”
Or: Roy Kent finds himself in a situation. Fuck everyone, and Jamie Tartt in particular (gently, on soft sheets, all night long – ugh).
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04 Feb 2026