horchata

Britta from "Community" looking surly at the pool.



Fandoms

  1. Haikyuu!! (2)

Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    An archived collection of snips & fics from the “Prisoner Mensah, Guard MB” thread on the Murderbot Diaries Discord 2.0.

    Words:
    17,728
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    77

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Nick found out he was going to London in June, he acquired Dan's number from the BBC, who were quite happy about giving people their employees' private and personal information as long as said people were super famous and appealed to their teenage demographic and could squeeze in an interview with Nick Grimshaw the next time they were in town.

    (for the anon who requested: I may or may not be requesting a jealous-phil fic based on that little tryst with nick j. Please. For your 30-min series.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,524
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    905
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    11,488

    01 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    absolutely delicious moment when nick realizes that phil knows he knows now but didn’t know before

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Phil realized his superpower when he was seven years old. He can summon a single pigeon any time and place he wants. Useless, but kind of fun.

    It takes Dan until he's thirty-four to figure out what his power really is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    1,091
    Bookmarks:
    136
    Hits:
    5,091

    09 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    *endearing*

  3. Rec 21

    Tags
    Summary

    Dan’s laughing, pleased with his own joke about being an awkward child, about misfit war wounds, which Phil will obviously relate to.

    Oh.

    (Or: the many times Phil has been surprised, and the one thing that didn't surprise him at all.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,867
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,250

    10 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    chickenfree tells stories so masterfully — genuinely a masterclass in using the minimal number of pencil strokes to evoke the embodied person

  4. Rec 10

    Words:
    6,363
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    10

    20 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    anonymous, I want you to know I would subscribe to you in any universe

  5. Rec 7

    Tags
    Summary

    Dan and Phil deciding last minute to both stay at the Four Seasons was not staged, contrary to the accusations. The FaceTime call, however, was very, very staged. Instead, Phil texted Dan, like a normal person.

    This is that conversation, if 'conversation' is an accurate word for these two freaks and their indecipherable methods of communication.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,182

    22 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    somehow hacked the phones (horrific that phone is already part of the ph- linguistic universe)