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    "Maybe he should ask Ilya for Shane Hollander’s number. Shane was a fucking babe.

    The thought made Troy smile, and that was at least something.”

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    What if in Role Model, Troy actually asked Ilya for Shane's number?

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    22 Feb 2026

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    A whump fanfiction series that is actually, secretly, a fix-it.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    He turns his gaze back to Merlin, face tight as if braced for battle. “What did she do to you?” He asks.

    Of course he does.

    And Merlin tells him. He doesn’t want to, but he doesn’t try to resist either. He submits to the power within him, urging him to go ahead, ruin all that he holds dear with a simple truth.

    “She gave me a truth potion.”

    Or: Merlin is under a truth spell, but Arthur lets him keep his secrets.

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    03 Mar 2025

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    After years of chilly separation, Claudia finds Lestat de Lioncourt, now the resident pianist at the New York Philharmonic, and asks for his help in ending Louis' fraught new relationship.

    A reinterpretation of the first two seasons of iwtv in a modern setting.

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    04 Feb 2025

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    “So you still wanna fuck him,” Daniel said. “Why are you telling me? Just go for it.”

    “I don’t want to fuck him,” Louis said.

    “Right, I forgot. You don’t wanna fuck him, you wanna date him – you wanna make sweet tender love to him, and renew your vampiric vows. Maybe this time around, you can be the one putting your fist through some poor priest’s head.”

    Lestat discovers the wonders of the internet. Louis discovers that, eighty years later, he's still just as normal about Lestat as he has ever been.

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    31 Jan 2025