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Sid's newfound Polish language skills need some refining. Suzy gets mad, Father Brown plays peacemaker, and award-winning strawberry scones are had by all.
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The characters of Disney films set in Washington D.C. Public sector jobs, non-profits, government contracts, college, internships, politics, the military. It's a helluva town.
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So that was what Hawkeye meant when he said Budapest was a pain in the ass.
A minor disagreement explodes into a major argument, prompting Coulson to showcase his disciplinary methods.
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In which Athelstan accidentally throws out the food Lagertha cooked, and subsequently finds out how she and Ragnar met.
Contains the threat of spanking, but no actual spanking. Sorry. I'm disappointed too.
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The order not to shave his head is the straw that breaks the camel's back. Dealing with the trauma of seeing his home burned and his friends dead, Athelstan rebels the only way he can: by making sure his head bleeds.
Ragnar does not approve.
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Seven Times Nasir and Agron Failed at Goat Farming, and Seven Times They Didn’t by aldiara
Fandoms: Spartacus Series (TV)
18 Nov 2015
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As it turns out, goats are hard work and entirely too fond of violent home invasion. 14 goat farm drabbles.
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14 Sep 2021
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Be Gay, Do Crimes, Turn in Your Homework by xiaq
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
08 Jan 2022
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Post-Merrick, The Old Guard goes to college, is domestic, deals with some loose ends, and everyone gets a happy ending.
“I know you’re all as old as dirt, but I’m only 25,” Nile says. “I want to go out.”
“Pardon,” Joe says. “Andy is the only one who is as old as dirt.”
“Thank you, Joe,” Andy says.
“I, on the other hand,” Joe continues, “am as old as… a Bristlecone Pine. Or perhaps a well-preserved and striking Obelisk from the Axum empire, stolen by Mussolini's fascist soldiers in the 1930s, and finally repatriated to Ethiopia in 2002.”
“That’s weirdly specific,” Nile says.
“You should major in archeology this time, my love,” Nicky says.
“Mm.” Joe presses an absent kiss to Nicky’s temple. “There’s a thought. And I’m sure you aren’t suggesting it just because you want me to dress like that Indiana Jones.”
“Of course not. Though I would not object,” Nicky says serenely.
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31 Jan 2021
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Nicolò looks sheepish. "I killed you yesterday, and you awoke at the same time, the same place. But when I die, I wake at different times, different places. This bolt," he tosses it to Yusuf and it lands in the dirt by his knee, "it killed me yesterday, but I woke up many years from now. I lived several lifetimes in those places before returning here and pulling it from my neck."
Nicky's lives and deaths are different. He is unstuck from time - at every death he revives into a different point in his life. Each time he is struck down he wonders, will he awaken to deserts and swords? Will it be gunshots in cities? Joe and Nicky build a fractured life together, falling in love across two different sets of centuries, then patiently waiting for the other to fall in love too. He meets the rest of their little family out of order, but they still build a family around Nicky's involuntary time-traveling.
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Bookmarked by iceyred
11 Nov 2020
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get cold feet
to feel too frightened to do something that you had planned to do
(Definition of get cold feet from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press)Or
Booker has second thoughts. Family rallies around him. Nile still becomes immortal.Bookmarked by iceyred
25 Oct 2020
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The Heart is a Badly Built Bridge by EnglishAsSheIsSpoke
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
11 Oct 2020
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Booker carries the weight of his immortality and all his subsequent choices with all the grace that anyone could expect.
AKA Sebastien Le Livre, Human Disaster.
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- Part 1 of This Is How It Works
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02 Oct 2020