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Zoro loves Sanji’s hands.
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In a ridiculous plot to get the Cook to hold Zoro’s hand, the swordsman intentionally gets lost. He’s a little puzzled by the fact that even when he’s lost, he always finds his way back to Sanji. -
Black Nail Polish and Rose-Tinted Glasses by idiotsensei
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
10 Mar 2026
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While feverish and unaware in his first days at Kurigana, Zoro refers to Sanji as “Love-Cook”.
Perona has a terrible habit of latching onto things she shouldn’t.
Convinced there’s something between the Straw Hats’ resident swordsman and cook, Perona spends the next two years “helping” in the only way she knows how: meddling.
When the crew finally reunites on Sabaody, Sanji discovers two things at once – Zoro looks unfairly good with black nail polish, and maybe he’d been in love with him all along.
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Tony and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Saturday Night by idiotsensei
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jul 2019
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Tony loves Saturday nights. But when Avenger’s Game Night is interrupted by Ned’s frantic call, the avengers set out to try and find Tony’s mysterious intern, Peter Parker. Hopefully, before it’s too late.
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Post-Endgame
Peter struggles going back to school after the funeral when a photo emerges in the newspaper
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The origin of Poughkeepsie, the boy's code word for "drop everything and run".
It’s 1997. The Winchesters are on their way to a new case Lancaster, New Hampshire from Baltimore, Maryland. John had just taken out a couple of spirits in an old hotel the previous night and needed a few days, so they stopped in Poughkeepsie, New York. Seizing the opportunity to hit the town and relax, Sam and Dean do just that. But where there's Winchesters, there's bad luck. Really bad luck.
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Zoro is nothing if not a good protector. But when it's Sanji's turn to receive that protection, he feels conflicted. Sanji spent his early life wishing someone would protect him. But that was years ago, and he doesn't need protecting anymore. Certainly not by Zoro.
Or, Sanji falls overboard, and Zoro jumps in after him.
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16 Mar 2026
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The poison would have instantly killed a lesser man. Sanji finds a way to feel guilty about it, and Zoro is just as tenacious as ever.
Zoro is on death's door and somehow, for some god-forsaken reason, manages to make his way into the kitchen. Sanji can't fathom why.
(T for swearing, occasional medical descriptions)
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14 Mar 2026
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Sanji is the failure of the Vinsmoke Royal family. Day after day, they try to beat him into the prince he was born to be, but it just isn't working -- it's never worked.
Then a stolen sword finds its way into the kingdom, the man who owns it soon to follow.
It's going to take one hell of a swordsman to cut Sanji free. And eventually, the Vinsmokes will tire of stringing along such a worthless prince. It's only a matter of time.
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12 Mar 2026
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People liked to think he didn’t feel much. They said it often enough, sometimes to his face. Blunt. Practical. No patience for theatrics. As if quiet meant empty. It wasn’t true.
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08 Mar 2026
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Zoro had come to the unhappy realization that he liked Sanji. Liked him in a way that involved touching. Liked him in a way that was more than nakama. Liked him in a way that maybe he wanted to talk to Sanji on purpose. Liked him in a way that might involve another L-word that Zoro refused to acknowledge.
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25 Feb 2026