ilarion
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A case of mistaken identity brings Pure Vanilla to the doorstep of the Blueberry Yoghurt Academy; the oldest and most distinguished institution in Crispia.
Now, if only he could convince everyone that he really isn't who they're looking for.
Nearly a millennia since the fall of the Yeast continent, a prophecy dawns upon the world—of five Cookies, destined to become the new generation of Virtues.
As the Fount of Knowledge, it is his duty to find them and prepare for the return of his former friends.
Personally, Shadow Milk thinks it's a load of bullshit.
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- Part 4 of Diverged Paths
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Pure Vanilla has a terrible secret.
But, it isn't so awful, really. As long as nobody finds out, all will be well.
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Blueberry Milk hasn't done anything remarkable in his life. So far, it's pretty standard if not a more well-off life than typical, seeing as he's a lawyer and his husband is a doctor. Life is pretty good, with most drama being home or work based or both.
Now facing this cookie who shares his husband’s face but looks at him like he’s a stranger, he really wishes he never read Candy Apple that awful romance novel. It wasn't even historically accurate.
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- Part 2 of ilarion's AU speedruns
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All my life, I've held too tightly onto things. I claw at it and dig my fingers deep before it is inevitably ripped away from me. It breaks and rips beneath my hand, never the same as it once was, and I am hardly ever sorry.
I leave now, because I realise I
cannot—do not want you to be one of those things.Series
- Part 7 of truths, lies, and everything in between
- Part 3 of ilarion's AU speedruns
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In a world where Knowledge does not corrupt into Deceit, things play out just a little differently.
Maybe even for the worse, but nobody sure is complaining.
“Like. Seriously. If you wanna die so bad just go and fucking kill yourse—” Dark Cacao slaps a hand over his companion’s mouth. It does not stop him. He doesn't think anything can shut the man’s mouth.
“Ooohh look who’s mad~ not so Apathy of you, my dear—”
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- Part 3 of Diverged Paths
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Stories of Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk set in a universe where Shadow Milk is mid-redemption.. most of the time.
Sorted chronologically as of the release of part 6!
Every individual piece can stand on its own pretty well so read what you like :>
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Perhaps, had he been someone stronger, he could have turned things around.
Maybe in another world, he did.
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CSS add-ons & userscripts
to customize your AO3
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✨ small tweaks for an AO3 that feels more you ✨Bookmarked by ilarion
19 Mar 2026
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Im being spoiled for selection by this author's works aND THEIR BOOKMARKS HAHAHZHZ
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Rosé Pine — Closer to Home by ravenothere (DoveEater)
Fandoms: AO3, Archive of Our Own, Ao3 site skins
11 Mar 2026
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Rosé Pine Site Skin, styled closer to home
Same soul, softer palette
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🌷 Bringing back a little of what makes AO3 feel like AO3 🌷- Language:
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Bookmarked by ilarion
19 Mar 2026
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THIS IS OUR NEW AO3 LIFE BOYO COME GET YOUR COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE THIS IS A TREAT FOR THE EYES ID LOVE TO LOOK AT THIS WORKS HTML SCreeeeWE ITS SO GOOODDDD
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Doflamingo had big plans in the works. He would have the Op-Op fruit soon enough, and then they would be moving on Dressrosa. He knew the Marines were likely to interfere, but he had a plan for that too. Monkey D. Garp was a force to be feared, but Doflamingo had found his weakness, and it lived unprotected on Dawn Island.
Monkey D. Luffy would make for an excellent hostage.
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- Part 1 of Caught in the Web
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18 Mar 2026
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“What are your intentions towards my idiot child?”
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14 Mar 2026
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Zeff POV on post canon Zosan
SuCH SWEET SUCH NICE
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Tatooine Gusha by Natural_Logarhythm
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
02 Mar 2024
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“How in the Sith-hells do these things happen to you, Kenobi? Enslaved to a Hutt on a desert backwater in the Outer Rim and you still end up raising the Chosen One and defeating the first Sith Lord anyone has seen in a millennium.”
“Heh. Just lucky, I guess.”
In which Qui-Gon Jinn does not quite tie up all loose ends on Bandomeer, and by “loose ends” we mean the one and only Obi-Wan Kenobi, who consequently leads a very different life. He might just take this “loose ends” business pro.
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01 Mar 2026
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Speedread this in one sitting and it is BEAUTIFUL read it again properly once you have the time
Canon-divergence from Bandomeer where Obi-Wan gets lost and remains a slave, ends up in Tatooine and raises Anakin
Baby Ani is the cutest here and I ADORE the Obi-Wan Anakin interactions in this one it is so toothrottingly sweet despite their harsh circumstances RAGHHHH
Also has very well done non-linear narrative!! Yoda & Mace are hilarious here