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“I just feel so,” Javadi says, waving her hands around and narrowly missing her cocktail. “Overprotected.”
Trinity, against her better judgement, snorts. “Are you seriously quoting a Britney Spears song to me right now?”
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Lizzy was always taught to be pliant.
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“Of course I know your name,” Lucy says, rolling her eyes. She leans forward to pick up a book off the shelf and places it on top of the stack in Ryan’s arms.
“Howl and Other Poems,” Ryan recites, inspecting the cover curiously. “Allen Ginsberg?”
“Give it a chance,” Lucy says. “You might like it - it’s angsty and horny. Isn’t that what teenage boys are all about?”
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A (very long and very stressful) day in the life of morning news presenter, Taylor Kelly.
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“Do you want us to fight right now?” Eddie asks. “Because we can, if you want. I just don't think I'm the one you're mad at.”
“I'm not mad at anyone,” says Buck automatically.
Eddie doesn't even blink. “Bullshit.”
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cleaning out my unfinished WIP's by illicitaffair
Fandom Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Gossip Girl (TV 2007), H2O: Just Add Water, Life with Derek, The Vampire Diaries (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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On the PTMC's rooftop, Samira tells Abbot about her panic attack.
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18 Mar 2026
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The air in the room feels tight and hot and alive. Pulsing with a heartbeat big and gross enough to rival Blair’s own.
She doesn’t think she’s ever hated someone as much as she hates Dan Humphrey right now.
He flinches like he thinks she’s going to hit him when her hands curl in his collar and tug him in. Teeth first, his breath hot and coming out hard.
She can’t take a risk and get everything, but she can take one and maybe, maybe get the one thing she still needs.
or, a 2x08 AU
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12 Mar 2026
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“You’re a riot, Crash,” Trinity says, casting an unimpressed glance towards the pile of deconstructed IKEA parts on the floor. “Did you seriously just give up on this shit after five minutes and send a cry for help to the first lesbian you could think of?”
“Um, no,” Victoria lies. “Of course not.”
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07 Mar 2026
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don't think twice (it's alright) by heartofwinterfell
Fandoms: How I Met Your Father (TV 2022)
26 Jun 2023
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Jesse groaned as he pushed himself fully out of bed and went hunting for his boxers, reasoning with himself, “It’s fine. Everything will be fine, because this is never going to happen again.”
“Right,” Charlie agreed. “Never again. Been there, tapped that.”
[or, the one where jesse and charlie sleeping together somehow becomes the best-kept secret in the gang.]
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Santos’ hands slid from her shoulders and she folded her arms over her chest, watching her carefully, probably wondering why she wasn't acting like a normal person at the club. She'd been nursing the same vodka cranberry for 45 minutes, the ice had completely melted.
Victoria sighed.
“Come on Crash, you look fucking miserable. Can I at least try and cheer you up with a proper drink?”
“I am not miserable.”
“You are,” Trinity shot back immediately. “You’ve been standing in the exact same spot for almost an hour. I saw you.”
Victoria glanced behind her at the scuffed brick she’d been practically glued to and felt heat creep up her neck. She hated that Trinity noticed things like that.
or crashtos make out at the clerb,
written for pitt yuri week 2026 day 2: night out(and title from the rihanna song that played in my head when i wrote this.)
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07 Mar 2026