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It’s just halfway through 2nd period when Alex gets the email in his inbox asking him to go to the office after school to meet with the principal. Alex has never had more than a detention in his whole high school career so he knows exactly what this is about.
Alex Claremont-Diaz - lacrosse captain, president of the debate club, street taco aficionado, and very soon, the one and only valedictorian of his senior class.
Let’s just say that Alex is a little more than shocked when he walks into the principal’s office to find Henry fucking Fox already sat in one of the chairs.
“What the fuck is he doing here?” He says with a glare
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aka Alex and Henry are going to be co-valedictorians and Alex isn't happy about it
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What are the Wizarding world's most elite law enforcers doing when they aren't catching criminals? It seems Auror Malfoy is often caught throwing food into Auror Potter's mouth when he's mid-yawn. This story isn't about Draco throwing food at Harry. What it does have is: Undercover! Heists! Draco pining for Harry! Harry being oblivious, but also can't help noticing how good Draco smells! Banters and jokes! That's about it.
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14 Mar 2026
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And Back Again (Where You Belong) by eidheann for thisbloodycat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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He thought back on their previous handshakes, and smiled faintly at the fact they always seemed to mean so much more to him than they did to Potter.
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13 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter has had enough of pleasing the public, and his reckless tendencies are finally getting out of hand.
The Quidditch World Cup is only a week away; as Captain of the English National Team, Hermione has assured him that his immaturity won’t be tolerated by the Ministry.
And then Malfoy shows up.
(Inspired by the blink-182 song of the same name.)
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13 Mar 2026
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As Theo Nott's study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions.
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10 Mar 2026
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Win a DATE with HARRY POTTER!
At this year's fourth annual New Horizons charity auction
and gala there will be a most rare and unusual item up for bid,
a Date with the hero of the wizarding world, Harry Potter!
Pansy leaned into his arm, “Would you win Potter?' she asked and before he could answer she held up an ornate card.
Draco's eyes widened and he reached out for the invitation.
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03 Mar 2026