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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Two times JudeLow witnesses Sharpness's tears

    Once he is the cause

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    Alternatively, Jude discovers how arousing Sharp is when he cries.

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    16 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Everyone knows how judelow and sharpness feel about eachother, they know they're enemies, but they also know they are most definitely aren't normal about eachother. but what happens when judelow keeps seeing this girl in his dreams? one that looks exactly like sharpness when he dressed up in drag? the one girl he wont see again.

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    sharplow lowkey are gay for eachother but abit dumb too!

    inspired by andrew in drag but not rlly heavily idfk

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    02 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Spoke’s pearl landed short of Jamato’s, standing before an entrance to a subterranean base. Invisibility particles trailing his translucent, barely visible figure, he descended the staircase behind Jamato. As they reached the bottom, Spoke’s eyes landed on an impossibly large redstone machine.

    Jamato twisted around, locking eyes with where he assumed Spoke stood.

    “Welcome, Spoke, to the end of this world.”

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    Jamato makes a final exploit on the former Unstable SMP that causes the SMP to change into something new, swapping the roles of many characters.

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    07 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Wemmbu was dead. It's what Flame had said and everyone believed him. But Wemmbu is alive. Not happy in any way but he is surviving, not even close to thriving. He has more scars than he has seen on ten people at once and it looks like he's been put on fire. Wich he technically has.


     

    (Or, basically like any other fanfic about Wemmbus last vid except I know super little about any other on the Unstable SMP other than Wemmbu (╥﹏╥))

    ((Also, check in https://www.tiktok.com/@lunbell4/video/7585332613624106248 because this is were I got the headcanon of Wemmbu being a descendent to the enderdragon))

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    18 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Technoblade, also known as the Blood God—the anarchist of the Dream SMP who toppled governments and reduced kingdoms to ruins—finds himself cast into a universe where reality itself is unstable.

    This world is even more chaotic than the one he left behind. Rules bend, alliances shatter without warning, and peace is nothing more than a fragile illusion.

    Faced with a realm on the brink of collapse, will Technoblade cling to his “retired” era… or will he once again embrace the chaos that has always followed in his wake?

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    16 Dec 2025