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Cards On The Table by inimitability for Megzilla01, devilstongueknot, woviel, appleschloss
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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Obi-Wan has been taken hostage before, but never has he found himself in a situation quite as dire as this. He knows his men are coming for him, but what condition will he be in when they get there?
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Agatha is trapped in a miserable life in an unsafe home under the control of the kind of man who should never be given power over anything or anyone.
Enter Scratch, who excels in helping people get what they want. (In exchange for their souls, of course.)
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Die A Victim (Or Live Long Enough To Become A Scapegoat) by inimitability
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
06 May 2023
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This is a fact: Abigail Hobbs wanted to live. She lured innocent girls to their deaths to stay alive. She killed Nick Boyle to stay alive. If someone tried to kill her, especially another father figure in that same kitchen slitting her throat, she would resist. She would fight back. She would not stand still and politely wait for her death.
Based on the angle of the arterial spray on the wall, Abigail Hobbs died standing upright.
Conclusion: Abigail’s killer held her in place.
This is also a fact: As encephalitis worsens, it causes muscle weakness, specifically in the arms and legs. Will was constantly feverish, having migraines, hallucinating, and losing time. His encephalitis was severe. It is likely he lost a significant amount of strength in his arms.
At the time of her death, Will Graham was not strong enough to hold Abigail Hobbs upright.
Conclusion: Will Graham could not have killed Abigail Hobbs.
So who did?
(While locked in the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, Will has a lot of time on his hands and not much to do besides think.)
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The Future We Were Dreaming Of by inimitability for muscari_melpomene
Fandoms: The Moors - Silverman
13 Oct 2022
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No matter how much blood is on the floor, if there isn't a body in front of you, then your lover isn't dead.
(Emilie may have given up hope a little too quickly, and sometimes you get a happy ending whether you deserve it or not.)
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Thinking With Your Saber by inimitability for Woww_Thankss
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Sep 2022
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Obi-Wan keeps noticing a strange feeling in the back of his mind. It almost feels like a bond, but he hasn't created a bond with anyone new recently. It's strange, though---something about it is very familiar. It kind of reminds him of his lightsaber. As confused as he is, he isn't going to worry about it, though. It doesn't feel malevolent. In fact, it feels safe. So why would he question a good thing? (Even if it does keep getting stronger... and distracting him enough to make him walk into walls.)
Or: Five times Obi-Wan feels someone's mysterious connection to his saber at an inopportune moment, and one time he feels it exactly when he needs to.
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saber-assigned soulmates (and other exaggerations) by inimitability
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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The kyber crystal chooses the Jedi. Wielding a saber whose crystal didn't choose you will never be as easy as wielding your own. This means sabers a) have the capacity to like or dislike people and b) have the capacity to be obstinate little shits to people they dislike.
If a certain Jedi's saber really likes you, I'm not saying it means you're soulmates, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T mean you're soulmates, either.
Most works reference each other but stand alone fairly well, so reading previous isn't necessarily required, but I would recommend reading at least the first before Cards on the Table. To readers who want all the fluff and nothing else, skip that last one. Series is listed as complete but I may wander back someday should my muse desire.
Works inspired by/podfics/"what if"s/etc are all welcome, just let me know so I can check them out!
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Letters written by Emilie and Agatha before and after the events of the play.
Complete, but may be added to someday if inspiration strikes again.
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A what-if discussing what could have happened if the Empire found Zeb and Kallus on Bahryn instead of the Ghost crew.
Number of works will depend on how, when, and how often inspiration strikes. Marked complete for now because it has a solid ending, no cliffhangers or anything, but I'll probably be back at some point!
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Work one: Kallus POV. Kallus decides that since he wouldn't have survived long enough to be saved without Zeb, it wouldn't be right to let him die. He calls the Ghost to make sure they'll make it to Zeb in time.
Work two: Zeb POV. The Ghost crew picks him up from Bahryn. He has no idea how close they came to being too late. They tell him about Kallus's call and discuss whether that means he's on their side or not.
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When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.
Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane’s relationship first—and decide that instead of letting their captain move to fucking Ottawa, they’ll just kidnap a his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.
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The Rozanov-Hollander Concise Guide to Macroeconomics by Eigengrau (aussiebee)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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Or, Five Times Ilya and David Met in Boston and One Time They Met in Canada
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That one fic where David platonically nerd-seduces Ilya into becoming his son without any input from Shane.
Bookmarked by inimitability
27 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is committed to his crime-less husband and also has a husband-less crime to commit. The crime is murder. The husband is apparently more on board with murder than expected.
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shane: ilya give me the gun.
ilya: well i'm not scared but i'm Definitely Horny
Bookmarked by inimitability
21 Feb 2026
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Grady v. Rozanov by Pickle_Chips
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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“Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.
“You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.
“…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”
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Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.
Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.
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Bookmarked by inimitability
19 Feb 2026
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Retirement, Apparently by cheryl123sing
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Feb 2026
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A year after retiring at thirty-nine, Shane Hollander throws himself into house flipping and accidentally becomes comforting reality television.
Ilya Rozanov makes fun of it.
Shane retaliates by mentioning, on camera, that his husband is a raging Drag Race Fanboy.
The internet notices.
Things progress from there.
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Bookmarked by inimitability
14 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Shane has an HGTV show and Ilya judges Drag Race!