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Five years after the war, Neville is four firewhiskeys deep in the worst bar in Knockturn Alley when Pansy Parkinson walks in wearing one earring, one shoe, and the expression of a woman who has recently hexed her ex-fiancé in an anatomically creative location.
She wasn't looking for him. He wasn't looking for anyone.
Funny how that works.
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11 Feb 2026
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“Please don't tell me you have some sort of humiliation kink.”
“What would make you think that?”
“You're here, aren't you?”
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OR Depressed Neville gets slapped around by Bartender Pansy and is way too into it.
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17 Jan 2026
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THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES by WhatMurdah
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2025
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25 Oct 2025
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Neville and Pansy are coworkers, just coworkers, absolutely nothing more than coworkers. Until a mysterious gift gives them the nudge they need to pursue what they both want but have been too afraid to ask for.
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- Part 1 of HP Kinktober 2025
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01 Oct 2025
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Neville and Pansy have always been connected to one another but never together. After many years of heartache and disappointment, Fate decides to intervene and finally bring them together.
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01 Sep 2025
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centre by emmeonpaper for istarbel, ParksandFiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Aug 2025
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The London Lions are primed for a spectacular season of rugby and they are ready to change how the league sees them and the out of the box thinking. With new players joining the team in Neville Longbottom, there are bound to be shake up with the team dynamic--and even moreso with Pansy Parkinson when he realizes exactly where it is that he recognizes the physical rehab specialist from. After all... it doesn't exactly do well when you're trying to hide from the world in plain sight.
Please note: This is a MUGGLE AU centered around Rugby League in Britain.
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23 Aug 2025
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Pansy has been searching for that certain someone she can 'click' with. Will an advert in Witch Weekly lead her to find that person?
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10 Aug 2025
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Neville was just trying to make it to his job interview, somehow he took a wrong turn and wound up with a lovely, half-naked flower in his lap. It might have been the best thing to ever happen to him.
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28 Jul 2025
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When Pansy Parkinson is issued a credible death threat, the Ministry insists she accept Auror protection. Unfortunately, that protection comes in the form of Neville Longbottom - stoic, infuriating, and entirely immune to her usual tricks.
Pansy has no intention of letting a Ministry babysitter interfere with her life. She's got a reputation to salvage, a husband to acquire, and a past that simply refuses to stay buried.
But as the summer unfolds Pansy begins to suspect that the real threat might not be who’s trying to kill her, but what she’s starting to feel for the man sent to keep her alive.
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22 Jul 2025
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A Curse, A Weapon or A Shield by MidnightConversations
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jul 2025
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Pansy gets a make-over and learns a little along the way.
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17 Jul 2025
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Pansy Parkinson was the perfect person for this sort of thing. She knew how to play the game, she knew how to get her way and she knew how to keep her emotions in check. These men had not a chance in hell of getting the better of her, she fully intended to chew them up, spit them out and head home 50,000 pounds richer. But, one tall, kind and unendingly patient man seems to have other plans and Pansy cannot for the life of her stay the hell away from him.
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04 Jul 2025
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"Plants and fashion aren’t so different,” Pansy said, setting down the tray. “Both require understanding of form and function, of how material behaves under different conditions.” She handed him a cup, their fingers brushing in the exchange. “Both create beauty from raw potential.”
“I’ve never thought of it that way,” Neville admitted. “But it makes perfect sense.”
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When Professor Sprout recruits Pansy Parkinson for a summer project propagating rare magical orchids, she expects soil-stained hands and tedious hours in humid greenhouses—not the slow, inexorable pull toward the man she once mercilessly mocked.
Forced to face her past and test who she has become, Pansy is met with an undeniable truth.
Summer plants the seeds of possibility.
Autumn tests what fragile roots have formed.
Winter forces them to choose what's worth nurturing.
And spring...
Spring reveals what flourishes when unlikely gardeners tend to each other's deepest soil.-or-
Some seeds take longer to germinate than others, but with the right conditions—with patience and care—even the most guarded heart can bloom.
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25 Jun 2025
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The Nature of Seduction by artofcrumbs, dreamsofdramione for spicytofuuuu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2022
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“Yes. It has been rumoured to have… aphrodisiac properties.”
“Oh.” Sweat beads at her temple and she wants to wipe it away, but she’s afraid if she moves she might do something she shouldn’t. “What do I do?”
“You—I—We…” Captain Longbottom licks his lips. “You have to… take care of it.”
“Take care of it?” Her voice hits a foreign pitch. “And how—”
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Bookmarked by istarbel
04 Jun 2025
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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27 Apr 2025
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Ron Weasley has spent his life in the shadows—overshadowed by his brothers, his best friend, and even in love. He’s insecure, convinced he’s forgettable, but beneath it all, he has so much love to give. When a seer tells him he alone is destined to carry on his family’s legacy, he doesn’t believe it.
Then he meets Susan Bones—cold, sharp, and untouchable. She’s nothing like the soft girl he remembers. And Ron? He can’t even look her in the eyes. Not because she scares him, but because he doesn’t think he’s worth looking at.
But fate has other plans.
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07 Apr 2025
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“I can’t believe you put your ring in,” she accused under her breath. “I thought you and Potter were together!”
“Harry’s the best,” Theo told her in an excited undertone. “He’s also unexpectedly extremely possessive; Pans, it’s so hot.” He whined and she tsked. “He told me to come back smelling like someone else’s cologne so that’s what I intend to do. I really, really can’t wait.”
“Don’t be vulgar.” Draco had charmed the bowl to divide the rings into pairs and she didn’t have the head on her for a proper dressing down of Theo’s oversharing.
She forced herself not to be hopeful but despite her relentless will against it, felt the flicker of it just behind her heart as Draco began rattling off names.
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Or, Purebloods have a fun tradition with their signet rings.
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04 Apr 2025
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How pureblood girls get the attention and into a trouble by NoraGraver
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2024
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It was a game pureblood girls played during their early teen years – stealing signet rings from their crushes, exchanging them for promises, kisses, and dates. Silly way to get the attention of possible grooms from the right houses.
Pansy didn’t care much for such silliness, mocking her friends for their desperate attempts. Until she did.
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04 Apr 2025
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31 Mar 2025
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Pansy was supposed to die from her deeply ironic blood curse, not mortification.
And yet, here she stands; backed into a corner in her own thrice-fucking-damned home, while Neville stupid Longbottom looks down at her with his big doe-eyes full of pity.
Tl;Dr - Pansy has resigned herself and accepted the fact that she won’t see her thirtieth year. Then some busybody, green-thumbed, jumper-shagging numpty tries to save her.
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31 Dec 2024
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Susan Bones cosplays as Poison Ivy. Ron thinks that its about time to confess his feelings to her but little did he know that she had been trying to catch his attention as well.
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15 Dec 2024