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    In the dying months of humanity's resistance efforts against an overwhelming alien invasion, a struggling, depressed Jump Technician aboard the Terran Catastrophe-class Battlecruiser Indomitable meets a hypercompetent alien bioengineer with self-confidence issues and a lifetime of trauma to deal with. In the ensuing chaos, they end up stranded alone in distant space with nobody to save them but each other.

    Set in the 'Human Domestication Guide' shared universe, a kink setting with far more worldbuilding than you'd expect focusing around a precursor race trying to save the universe the only way they know how: individual love, care, and attention for all the beautiful and diverse creatures within it. Also turning a bunch of them into blissfully controlled obedient pets.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    We should've given this a bookmark ages ago, because this is genuinely tied for the best story we have ever read. Absolutely phenomenal, deserves a Hugo award.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Peak Lacenet, complete with Lace having a nullspot and Hornet having vines (witch crest)

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    Set in GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide setting.

    Humanity has been invaded by a precursor race of hypercompetent plant dommes called the Affini, and forcibly given paradise in a post-scarcity culture that heavily prioritizes the care for its protectorates, to the point of drugging and mind-controlling them into a blissful reverie if necessary. For almost everyone this is a vast improvement. All that's required is to give up any silly notions that anyone except for the Affini know what's best for everyone; in many cases the poor things clearly don't.

    Chloë Sulla, our protagonist, has been running for too long. Clover Fabaceae, Fourth Bloom has plenty of experience with those who can't slow down. When you finally come face-to-face with the thing you've been trying to avoid all this time, do you have the courage to stop?


    This story uses emoji to represent the Affini languge, including the names of some characters. If this is distracting or difficult to follow, most instances of this can be converted to English by using the "Hide Creator's Style" button at the top of this page.

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    17 Oct 2024

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    Genuinely one of the best stories I've ever read.

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    Corporation (noun)
    A neural network of human beings passing memos between them like neurotransmitters such that no individual may be held accountable for the actions of the whole.

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    30 Jan 2024

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    Probably one of the best AC6 fanfictions out there, the worldbuilding is incredible

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    Mair Gwynne, distant descendant of a troop of exiled Carian Knights, journeys to the Lands Between.

    She dies fighting the Grafted Scion before her journey can truly begin.

    When Melina introduces herself to her chosen Tarnished, she finds a confused, white-haired woman who calls herself Maria.

    So begins the tale anew - of Lady Maria, the Carian Knight of Cainhurst.

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    30 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is really really good and has SO much cosmic horror I love it