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The Seventh Bowl, Episode 188: Wolf-Seared Steak by jelloloaf
Fandoms: Cultist Simulator (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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Though it may not be native to her Lithuanian homeland, guest chef Amalija Stalygienė's Wolf-Seared Steak is the product of a storied tradition of its own, stretching all the way back to the division of the Sun in 1582. Hearty, flavorful, and rich in iron, this dish is just at home as the centerpiece of a romantic dinner for two as part of a funeral wake buffet.
Categories: Meat, Spicy, Guest Chef
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The Director is doing her paperwork. She is not very good at it.
(Parody of the 'Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man' meme)
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in 2069 AD, the region once known as the United States of America is a world of complex lore and political intrigue that our heroine doesn't really care about because she's too busy trying to find estrogen in the post-apocalyptic Midwest.
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11 Mar 2026
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“You’re lucky,” Rosalie murmured, low and close to her ear. “Some pets don’t get to be pretty. They get dunked. They get shaved. You, though… Mistress likes the ones she can dress up.”
She could feel her scalp tingling from the oils. Her fists balled under the water.
“You do want her to like you, don’t you?”
There were two things Rosalie knew for certain: one, no human could leave faerie alive; two, pets who played nicely received good food and beautiful clothes, and the ones who didn't... Well. She wasn't willing to try her luck. Not when the princess handpicked beautiful dresses for her to wear and gave Rosalie headpats while she sat by her feet.
Nobody warned her the prince had his own set of rules.
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- Part 3 of Caged Birds Don’t Sing the Same
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31 Jan 2026
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remnants of ritual by sleepisforthebeak
Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games), Rain World (Video Game)
22 Jan 2026
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Five Pebbles dies, and then wakes again.
Bugs that walk and talk with god-given sapience, and an orange rot that’s spread throughout the entire facility grounds. What iterator could be so irresponsible as to let such an experiment waste away? On who’s grounds has he landed?
He is no bug, and this is no maze. Oh, what is a machine to do?
(in the meanwhile, the bugs look at this creature- pink, long, with too-rigid antennas and no mandibles to speak with yet so many things to say, and they see a remnant of their king. They do not realize that perhaps his kind are closer to vessels than to gods.)
TL;DR: angry calculator god in a world of bugs. Assumptions are made.
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- Part 1 of Hollow Knight/Rain World
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23 Dec 2025
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Two Roads Walked to the Same End by faewren (baby_millennial)
Fandoms: The Dragon Prince (Cartoon)
26 Jan 2025
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Aaravos had lived at the end of his whole world for so long, he’d forgotten what happiness actually felt like. Without his darling little Leola, the cosmos didn’t have enough starlight, and he’d sought to make the world know his pain, feel it for themselves.
And they hadn’t let him.
He’d been forced back to the heavens, to be swiftly castout, a quick death that his consciousness strangely persisted past.
In another world unknown to him, a little star dead to Xadia waits at the border of the Fae Wilds, hoping that one day, she’ll catch another glimpse of her home.
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- Part 1 of If They Could Be Saved
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09 Jan 2025
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A Letter from “Crawly” to Azirapil by mostlydeadlanguages
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Mesopotamian RPF
08 Jul 2019
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This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.
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21 Dec 2024