jisquirrel
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I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets by jisquirrel
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Dec 2020
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"You're right," Dabi only said two words and Hitoshi could tell that they were probably going to be fucked over. "We should kidnap Shouto."
"What?" Hitoshi sat up from where he was laying across the brick wall that separated the rest of the eating area from the registers.
"You heard me."
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Han Jisung doesn’t date. Don’t waste your time.
I heard he has erectile dysfunction.
He’s weird.
Never seen that dude with a hickie.
I’m gonna break him.
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“What’s your name?” The guy asks.“Minho,” Minho offers. Clears his throat. “Lee Minho.”
“Nice to meet you, Lee Minho.” The guy smiles. “I’m Han Jisung.”
“Do you have erectile dysfunction?” Minho finds himself blurting out. Oh god. Why would he say that?
Jisung barks out a laugh. “So you’ve heard about me, huh?”
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- Part 1 of you kissed me (just to kiss me)
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“Damn…” His voice was rough, barely more than a whisper. “You carryin’ me?”
Zanka didn’t look back. “I am. Now shut up.”
“What? You care about me?”
Zanka said nothing.
“That’s hot,” Jabber murmurs after a moment, voice slurred with exhaustion. “I like it when you man-handle me.”
“Would you just shut up?!”
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Jabber tried a new poison that didn’t go well, Zanka begrudgingly takes him to the Cleaners.
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Buttons by Anonymous for mein fucking roommate (thank you)
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
01 Mar 2026
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There ain’t much to him, is what Jabber thinks when he first meets his new roommate in the August of his sophomore year. It’s some Japanese dude. The name went in one ear and clean out the other. He’s kinda pretty, actually he’s a lot pretty, but his serious bearing and general vibe are indicative of one of those guys who never did anything fun in high school and doesn’t plan to start now. A total square, in other words. Positively rec-tang-ular.
Pretty is nice though. Jabber likes his eyebrows and his two-tone hair, the big blue tassel earrings and big blue eyes, and he especially likes the stiff expression he gets when he goes, “Ay, mind if I smoke?”
Turns out, Jabber's new roommate situation holds a lot more potential than was initially apparent.
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- Part 2 of Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler
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Zanka will forever claim three things about the week that followed.
1: It was definitely all Augusts fault
2:He should be allowed to have some skin exposed an not have it feel like a crime
3:He and Jabber most definitely did not kissOr: August in a moment of inspiration; adjusts Zanka's clothes just slightly
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Jabber wants to pierce Zanka in the middle of the night and maybe he wouldn’t be as nervous if Jabber wasn’t planning to pierce him with a needle and lighter.
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Unethical piercings with a hint of homoeroticism by yours truly