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High-Rank Auror Draco Malfoy was ready to retire—until he's pulled into one last mission: investigate a rising dark movement threatening to expose the wizarding world. The catch? To maintain cover, he has to fake the one thing he never thought he could pull off: a normal, happy family life.
Enter Hermione Granger—efficient, brilliant, and secretly one of the Four Horsemen, a covert magical task force so classified most think it’s just a myth. She’s been assigned to track the same enemy from inside Hogwarts, but she needs a reason to be there.
The Ministry’s solution? A fake marriage.
To Draco Malfoy.
Who has no idea who she really is.
And who really doesn’t want to be married again.Now two undercover operatives with messy history, conflicting secrets, and a suspiciously competent child must pose as a picture-perfect couple while unraveling a dangerous conspiracy.
Sparks will fly. Covers will slip.
And falling in love might be the most dangerous mission of all.Series
- Part 1 of Red String Theory
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Pansy Parkinson always prided herself on control. But between music lessons, midnight towers, and Harry Potter calling her “little ember,” control doesn’t stand a chance.
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Pansy Parkinson is crushing hard on Harry Potter and is determined to stop it. Or at least, try to.
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"Who the fuck're you supposed to be? Her boyfriend?"
Draco tilted his head, lips curling into something not quite a smile. "Lucky for you—I'm not her boyfriend. Because I don't play nice when people touch what's mine..."
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When Draco Malfoy seeks refuge in a quiet Muggle pub to avoid the crumbling wizarding world — and the Dark Lord's watchful eyes — he doesn't expect to end up in conversation with a captivating bartender named Hermione. Sharp, grounded, and full of quiet fire, she challenges everything he thought he knew about Muggles. What begins as a simple drink turns into a night of unlikely connection, lingering glances, and the kind of magic that doesn’t require a wand.
A story of chance meetings, unexpected warmth, and the beginning of something neither of them saw coming.
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Ex-Death Eater Draco has run away from Voldemort and unknowingly into Muggle Hermione's arms.
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- Part 2 of Red String Theory
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Ever wondered what it’s like to be friends with Hermione Granger?
Well, someone has to explain it, because four former Slytherins—Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott, and Blaise Zabini—are here to spill the magic. They’ve been friends with Hermione since their fifth year at Hogwarts, and now, well into their twenties, they’re navigating life, careers, and her.
In this mockumentary-style deep dive, they’ll explain why they still put up with her. Because when you’re friends with Hermione, you’re not just hanging out with the brightest witch of your age—you’re caught in her whirlwind.
Why did these Slytherins stick around? And how does she manage to make everything better?
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Hermione, Draco, Blaise, Pansy and Theo live in one apartment and get interviewed for a documentary by a Muggle.
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A quiet night shift at St. Mungo’s turns chaotic when a wave of injured Aurors and civilians floods the ward. Healer Hermione Granger is used to pressure, but she isn’t prepared for Blaise Zabini impaled by a broom—or for the return of Head Auror Draco Malfoy, all smug grins and unexpected charm. With chaos unfolding around them, old assumptions are challenged, sharp banter flies, and something strange and disarming begins to spark between two former rivals in the most inconvenient of places.
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Draco finds Hermione cute with her quick wit and scary expertise at handling bloody patients.
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“I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
“Talk?” he offered.
She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
Except Draco Malfoy’s.
Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
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The Art of Wooing Hermione Granger: a 12-Month Affair by sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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At a holiday party for Ministry employees, Granger explains the muggle tradition of setting a New Year’s resolution to Draco.
Draco, who has recently discovered that his feelings for her are more than platonic, latches onto the idea. What better time to “buckle down”—as the muggleborns say—on his efforts than January 1?
And so, Draco has decided, in the amount of time it takes her to describe the concept, that his New Year's resolution will consist of one lofty goal: to woo Hermione Granger.
All he has to do is navigate decoy, mid, and quarter year resolutions, join a fantasy (American) football team, train for a sprint triathlon, keep an overbearing Theodore Nott away from Granger, and dodge suspicious looks from overprotective Potters.
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“Ronald, did you just ask what I was wearing?”
Draco looked up, eyes wide, from his seat on the sofa. Granger rested casually against the inner corner of the kitchen counter, a cheese cracker in one hand and a handset in the other. There was a look of amusement in her eyes as they met Draco’s, who hadn’t the time nor sense to hide the look of horror on his face.
Hermione has phone sex with Ron. Draco interrupts.
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