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ON HIATUS || ghost frequency (c'mon, let's tune in) by joseph__joestar
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
28 Jan 2026
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Quinny’s brown eyes had this sort of glazed-over quality that sent a shiver racing up and down his spine, and he turned to see if Boldy saw it too. “You see what I’m talking about, right?”
“Fabes, you’re fucking stupid. He looks like that all the time.”
Brock groaned and tapped his stick against the ice. “No man, you don’t get it. He’s been standing like that since we got on the ice.”
Boldy frowned and finally tore his focus away from the puck. “What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, he’s literally fine—”
Just then, Boldy chose to turn around full to watch Hughes full body flinch so hard that his eyes rolled back in his head.
OR: Five times Quinn's teammates realized that maybe he could actually see ghosts + 1 time Quinn realized his new teammates could maybe see him
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- Part 2 of minnesota's greatest hits
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Ilya shrugged, but he looked sheepish as he rubbed the back of his neck with his thick fingers. “I thought you have—the scars?”
“Well…” Shane smiled, “Hockey kept me in shape enough that I didn’t really have to work hard to get rid of my—uh…”
Ilya raised a cocky brow, the universe now perfectly balanced again as Shane faltered and Ilya caught his footing.
“What, you are afraid to say the word boobs, Hollander? No wonder you are gay man.”
Shane Hollander is a trans man, and these are snippets from his life.
From playing pretend in elementary school, to getting his first binder, to hooking up with a guy for the first time- it's all documented here.
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putting up with it (or putting it back together) by joseph__joestar
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
12 Jan 2026
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Quinn thinks that he's gonna be treated like an outsider when he joins the Wild.
To his surprise, his new teammates are treating him like he's been part of the team for years. Enough to the point where they invite him to play Monopoly with him.
However, things are getting more and more competitive than he first expected them to.
...Should he be worried?
“1, 2 , 3… ach, Zuccy, that is your place, yes?”
“God, Kirill, you’re so boring.” Moose leaned in to chirp him again as Boldy let out a laugh. “My daughter plays a dirtier game than you do, and she’s 4!”
“But it is better to be honest, yes?” Kirill’s voice turned smug as he shrugged his shoulders helplessly. “I don’t cheat like you do.”
Quinn felt himself grin at Moose’s fake-outraged face as he leapt up to defend his honor.
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- Part 1 of minnesota's greatest hits
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if you could stay, would you go? (four by four) by joseph__joestar
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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“You’re late.” Chad growled from beneath his cocoon, his eyes glinting orange in the low light of the room. “It hurts.”
“I know it hurts, I’m sorry.” Robert gently set down his grocery bags in front of him, about three feet from the entrance of Chad’s nest. A peace offering. “But I brought you some things that’ll make you feel better.”
He spread his fingers in the universal gesture for peace, baring his neck and submitting to his Omega. “Can I come into your nest, sweet thing?”
Or: Robert is a Beta and Flambae is an Omega, and they've been dating for around a year now. Robert comes home to take care of Flambae in heat.
Just some cute, established relationship, smut.
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Seba’s voice, low and steady in the quiet of the alleyway, only for Shin to hear. ”You did good.” Three simple words that sent his heart jackhammering in his chest, that flushed his face and momentarily left him stunned.
Seba huffed a laugh and stepped away.
“C’mon, it’s getting late.”
Shin jerked his body into motion and followed, mind reeling and face aflame.
What just happened?
or, Shin figures out he has a thing for a certain invisible idiot. And he decides to do... absolutely nothing about it. (No he is NOT running away Lu, it's a strategy) Unfortunately, or fortunately, Seba is determined to make Shin his.
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A collection of all the MN Wild Hockey Fics I create, most platonic, maybe some romantic, all self-indulgent. Don't like, don't read.
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Baby won't you come with me? (I'll take you places that you've never been.) by joseph__joestar
Fandom Sakamoto Days (Manga)
17 May 2024
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fics about natsuki seba x shin asakura that mostly take place during the hot summer! so these fics reflect that, and are all relatively spicy haha
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- 3,380
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Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.
Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”
Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”
“I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”
Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”
“Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”
Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.
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- English
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- 3,172
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- 1/1
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14 Mar 2026
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as high as i might (i can't get that high) by residentrookie for static_radio
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jan 2026
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Hayden cuts himself off at the sound of something he hears so rarely, he’s almost sure he’s imagining it. He scans the room, looking for the source, and sure enough, his eyes land on his target.
There, nestled in between two of his teammates on the couch, is Shane Hollander.
Laughing. Out loud. Audibly.
Like, he’s actually fucking laughing, not the fake laughs he forces out to make other people more comfortable. In fact, he’s laughing so hard, he looks like he might cry, and Hayden would be delighted by the sight of it if he weren’t so fucking concerned. Shane Hollander doesn’t laugh at parties. Shane Hollander barely laughs when he’s actually happy, and he’s never happy at parties. So what gives?
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Shane Hollander accidentally gets very high. That's it, that's the fic.
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- Part 1 of high on loving you
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- English
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- 10,673
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14 Mar 2026
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orange chicken, hockey, and other stupid fucking surprises by livermoriumkid
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), The Pitt (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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When Dennis agrees to be the temporary on-site doctor for a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game as a favor to a classmate from medical school, he’s not expecting much. He’s not the first-choice to be team doctor, and he’s definitely not a hockey guy. His plan is simple: hide out on the sidelines until he can go home and crawl into bed. Funny how plans change.
Or: Ilya takes a slapshot to the face and gets treated by a doctor who looks like a wet kitten.
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- English
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- 13/13
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13 Mar 2026
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keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones) by OpalApparition for ItsHype
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Feb 2026
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There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.
It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
The internet would never figure it out.
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- Part 1 of Opal's Social Media AUs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,153
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 10
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- 1,448
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- 14,650
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Bookmarked by joseph__joestar
11 Mar 2026
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“You havin' a good time there, pretty boy?”
“My hands are so...long.”
“The fuck you jus' say?”
“My hands.”
It's muttered in this slow, transcendent tone. Zanka's accent turned up to eleven because, given the cocktail Jabber dosed him with, he's probably left this mortal plane.
It's also entirely in Japanese.
Jabber doesn't speak Japanese.
Pfft, as if that matters.
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Zanka is so high he reverts back to Japanese, Jabber's so high he's convinced he understands him.Series
- Part 16 of Janka Fics
Bookmarked by joseph__joestar
07 Mar 2026