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Nefarious Plots and Scandalous Thoughts, in Righteous Pursuit of Flourish and Blotts by littlewolfsyndrome for blueberrysandwich
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Mar 2026
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Flourish and Blotts is for sale.
Hermione Granger is determined to buy it.
Unfortunately for her, so is Draco Malfoy.
A rom-com of great literary importance!
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11 Mar 2026
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The clock read three AM, the peacock was staring at her, and she was currently having an orgasm around Draco Malfoy's cock.
As had happened numerous times in her life following her eleventh birthday, Hermione Granger found herself wide awake and cursing the fact that her current predicament was all Harry's fault.
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- Part 1 of Love, Hate, and Other Ministry Accidents
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22 Nov 2025
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Sirenaded by Hermione Granger by DarkCloud190, Pensieve_Podfics, softkombucha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2025
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When Draco Malfoy is assigned a case in Tahiti, it gets exponentially worse when he finds out his partner is Hermione Granger from the Department of Mysteries. She insists on walking around in short sundresses, sweat glistening on her tanned skin like bloody diamonds in the sand.
He can do this. He can survive a few days with the witch he is disgustingly besotted with without her being any the wiser.
Unfortunately, due to Potter's incompetence, they have to share a room, and she is wearing the tiniest pair of little sleep shorts he's ever seen.
And he's definitely not imagining peeling her out of them and worshipping her like she is Aphrodite.
If only his cock would get the message.
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22 Nov 2025
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Hermione, Minister for Magic, wants a fling. A redeemed Draco Malfoy is looking for true love. They have nothing in common but their feelings for each other, until the Wards of Malfoy Manor get involved.
Medium burn, happy ending. Includes lots of kinky sex, opinionated House Elves, the next generation being clueless teenagers, and our two favourite characters falling in love in this (mostly) epilogue-compliant second-chance romance.
Posting a chapter per day for the twelve days of Christmas.
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12 Aug 2025
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“Something the matter?” he looks deceptively earnest, a bit of a tease in his voice. Hermione’s sure it’d be doing something to her if she weren’t so cross. “I’m sensing hostility. You know how important a safe work environment—”
“Save it, Malfoy.” She’d slap him again if he weren’t so far away. “You pointy little saboteur.”
He drops the act with a sigh. “Gods, Granger, you really do need to get laid.”
“Yes, that seems to be the general consensus,” she seethes, fixing him with a harsher glare, “Unfortunately, my efforts to achieve orgasm were thwarted by a prat with a white-knight complex.”
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- Part 1 of The Playbook
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12 Aug 2025