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When Draco Malfoy goes to sign a betrothal contract, only for the contract to reject his signature because he is already married.
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Where Hermione and Draco accidentally engage in an ancient and forgotten ritual that results in them being married and dealing with the media shitshow.
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02 Mar 2026
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Magical London has a serial killer… except no one other than Hermione Granger, who has been getting notes from the killer after each murder for months, knows it. Determined to use the case to resuscitate her stalled career and prove she’s ready to be an Auror, Hermione soon realises that perhaps nothing is as black and white as it seems. And the fact that the man she’s secretly wanted for over two years is the killer? Complicated!
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29 Dec 2025
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How Draco Malfoy Got Everything He Ever Wanted by Books_Bigfoot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Mar 2026
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Hermione Weasley has her life together. On track to become the youngest-ever Minister of Magic, newly married to the most wonderful wizard, and in full control of her hair, life has never been better. Except for the lingering feeling that something is wrong, something is off.
In a moment of need, Hermione runs to her trusted assistant, Lucius Malfoy. With Hermione in peril, she is welcomed into Malfoy Manor and Draco makes her an offer she would be foolish to refuse.
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19 Nov 2025
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On her nineteenth birthday, Hermione receives nineteen owls with nineteen packages, all of which contain nineteen sets of lingerie.
The gift-giver in question? Draco fucking Malfoy.
Stunned by his gall and eager to repay the embarrassment, Hermione decides to get her revenge. But what starts as simple payback quickly becomes something much more complicated.
As the two of them attempt to resist whatever spark has flared to life between them, they each learn things about the other (and themselves) that force them to examine who they are, what they want—and, if they’re not careful, what they’ll never have.
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04 Nov 2025
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NOW COMPLETE!
Hermione was just trying to have a normal Tuesday: feed her overly dramatic cat, open a definitely-dangerous ancient armoire, ignore Cormac McLaggen until he wanders off to do whatever it is useless men do.Instead, she got: A surprise heist, four suspiciously well-coordinated intruders in designer cloaks, one ancient book radiating “murder me” vibes and a front-row seat to what can only be described as a magical boyband breakup under extreme stress.
Inside the warehouse: Chaos, spells, and a near-bludgeoning featuring one decorative bust. Outside the warehouse: Harry Potter with 36 Aurors, a plan held together with sellotape and rage, and Ron Weasley seconds from committing murder on live Prophet coverage.
It’s like Ocean’s Eleven had a baby with Die Hard and gave it a wand, a trauma bond, and a lot of feelings no one is emotionally equipped to handle. The intruders say they want the cursed object. Hermione suspects what they really need is group therapy, juice boxes, and a very long nap.
The Vault is: 50% tension 30% sarcasm 20% bad decisions and 100% one Gryffindor witch with a coin-based panic button saving her own damn life while the wizards argue about tactical logistics.
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08 Oct 2025