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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Remus Lupin already has more on his plate than most boys his age: a sick mother, an out-of-touch father, a man named Fat Will who's seriously scary.

    Enter: Hallowcrest

    He hopes for something steady, but instead finds four years of the opposite: tarot cards predicting his doom, feeding his professor an edible, a hostage situation on a posh friend’s yacht, and accidentally becoming arsonists (twice).

    And that doesn't even touch the tension simmering between him and Sirius Black.

    Over, and over, and over again.

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    06 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    3000 words. That was all. Sirius just had to get this essay down to 3000 words.

    3120 words, said his psychology essay’s word count, rudely.

    Fuck you, he said back to the word count.

    You’re so sleep-deprived, you’re hallucinating an argument with Microsoft Word, the word count replied wittily. Also, you want to shag men.

    Bollocks. The word count was right.

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    After realising that he’s probably at least a little bit gay, Sirius Black falls into a prolonged spell of bad luck.

    This is definitely because of some big fuckoff cosmic reason completely unrelated to him, and not just because he’s a bit of a twat.

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    05 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Yes!” James’ voice rose as he pushed his guitar aside to gesture with his arms.

    “Lads, we need to promise each other that whatever happens— whether we rise to the top or fall short, or end up being absolute shite and never, ever make it…” He grew very serious all of a sudden.

    “We will always be this—we will always be Marauders.”

     

    Or— Wolfstar centered long fic about The Marauders navigating band-life, getting actually signed by a record label, and what it takes to be rising stars on and off the stage in the 70s.

    Fuck JKR.

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    02 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Lily groaned as the other fifth year boys settled around them at the table.

    “Not you, of course, Evans. You always look lovely. But Sirius and Mary look about to hurl and McKnickers could do with a long shower,” He gave a silly look to Marlene, “You are absolutely ripe.”

    Marlene merely groaned and shielded her eyes, “I’ll let that comment slide if you give me back my glasses. Your boyfriend stole them.”

    “Remus, have you stolen Marlene’s glasses?” James asked with a twitch of his lips.

    “ ‘Fraid not.”

    “Pete?”

    “Oh no, not me.”

    Mary snickered and Lily had to hold back a grin by biting her lip.

    Marlene merely scowled, “The other one, Potty.”

    “Oh! You mean my husband? Sirius, love, will you give Marly back her sunnies?” James threw an arm around his best mate's shoulder, ignoring the huff that it resulted in.

    “Anything for you, baby.”

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    Hogwarts 1975 brings irrevocable change. Such is the life of teenagers growing up in wartime.

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    04 Feb 2024

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  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Aussie, plotless/sitcom style, College/Uni AU, Share house AU

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    23 Oct 2025