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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    “You keep whispering sweet nothings to me and I’ll have to take you somewhere more private.”

    A tingling warmth bloomed in Aziraphale’s stomach, a pleasant shiver running down his spine. “Does that mean, ah, that you would be interested?” he queried, trying and failing to sound casually conversational.

    Crowley reared back a little, his brow furrowed quizzically. “Are you talking about the other thing that humans like to do? The thing where they always keep their socks on for some reason?”

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    19 Aug 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    19 Apr 2023

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Still recovering from Desire’s latest plot, the last thing Dream of the Endless needs is to realize he is in love with Hob Gadling. It takes the combined efforts of Death and Desire, along with a few pointed looks from Lucienne, but Dream sets aside his fear and his pride to tell Hob how he feels.

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    Wet dreams as a catalyst for Dreamling.

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    30 Jan 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    Yet another take on the Hob-rescues-Dream-from-fishbowl scenario, but in this case it's a look at the aftermath.

    Post-rescue Dream is extremely weak and can't access his powers properly, nor the Dreaming. He stays with Hob to recuperate. Lots of cuddling because Dream is touch-starved, Hob playing nurse, and both friends realizing *feels* slow burn style.

    Also. Hob thinks Dream is way too proud for someone who needed the TLC of a toddler. And if no one else is going to take Dream down a notch, it's up to him.

    (Contains non-con spanking - don't like, don't read)

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    09 Jan 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Death finds Dream moping at the park and she does what every concerned big sister would do, tries to talk to him.

    When her attempt fails, she must take a different approach, an unappreciated but much needed one.

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    09 Jan 2023