kleptoandpyro
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Green-Tinted Glasses by kleptoandpyro
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Constantine (TV)
07 Aug 2022
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He sees Gary from across the room, and John wonders why he feels soft when the other man is around.
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- Part 3 of Tumblr Prompts
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Of Rogues and Revelations (and other bollocks) by kleptoandpyro for ZadieWrites
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Constantine (TV)
10 May 2020
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Leonard Snart gets himself into a spot of bother in The Afterlife and John Constantine knows he's the only man for the job.
Written for the Arrowverse Under Quarantine 2020 exchange.
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An interlude from '5 Times Rip Knew that Time Hadn't Completely Forsaken Him' in which Rip contemplates his time changing decision, love, fate, history and loss.
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Rip and his hate-boner for Time gear up to save Leonard.
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- Part 2 of There's always time to steal
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Clothes Maketh the Man by kleptoandpyro for Hiver_Frost_Elf
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
26 Dec 2019
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For the first time in Mick’s life, he feels hot.
Written for the Coldwave Winter Holiday Exchange 2019.
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5 times Rip knew that Time hadn't completely forsaken him by kleptoandpyro for HiddenViolet
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014)
04 Aug 2019
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...and 1 time he made quite sure he didn't forsake someone else.
Exploration of the 5 love languages + 1 grand gesture. Written for the DCCW Rarepair Swap 2019
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- Part 1 of There's always time to steal
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Tumblr Prompts by kleptoandpyro
Fandom Constantine (TV), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types
07 Aug 2022
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There's always time to steal by kleptoandpyro
Fandom DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014)
03 Mar 2020
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House of Rogues by kleptoandpyro
Fandom The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types
28 Apr 2018
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Stolen Scenes from the Waverider by kleptoandpyro
Fandom DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014)
27 Apr 2018
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“You keep whispering sweet nothings to me and I’ll have to take you somewhere more private.”
A tingling warmth bloomed in Aziraphale’s stomach, a pleasant shiver running down his spine. “Does that mean, ah, that you would be interested?” he queried, trying and failing to sound casually conversational.
Crowley reared back a little, his brow furrowed quizzically. “Are you talking about the other thing that humans like to do? The thing where they always keep their socks on for some reason?”
Bookmarked by kleptoandpyro
19 Aug 2023
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19 Apr 2023
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Still recovering from Desire’s latest plot, the last thing Dream of the Endless needs is to realize he is in love with Hob Gadling. It takes the combined efforts of Death and Desire, along with a few pointed looks from Lucienne, but Dream sets aside his fear and his pride to tell Hob how he feels.
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Wet dreams as a catalyst for Dreamling.
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30 Jan 2023
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A Pointless Resistance for You by IntoTheDreaming for Sister_Aurelia
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
28 Nov 2025
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Yet another take on the Hob-rescues-Dream-from-fishbowl scenario, but in this case it's a look at the aftermath.
Post-rescue Dream is extremely weak and can't access his powers properly, nor the Dreaming. He stays with Hob to recuperate. Lots of cuddling because Dream is touch-starved, Hob playing nurse, and both friends realizing *feels* slow burn style.
Also. Hob thinks Dream is way too proud for someone who needed the TLC of a toddler. And if no one else is going to take Dream down a notch, it's up to him.
(Contains non-con spanking - don't like, don't read)
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09 Jan 2023
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Death finds Dream moping at the park and she does what every concerned big sister would do, tries to talk to him.
When her attempt fails, she must take a different approach, an unappreciated but much needed one.
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09 Jan 2023